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Offline kopking
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« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2002, 07:48:56 AM »
yeah glad your mums ok, and hope he pays out for it all....


but the most important thing is your mum..
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« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2002, 08:02:07 AM »
How do you manage to kill four deers in one collision?
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« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2002, 09:04:04 AM »
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How do you manage to kill four deers in one collision?
:confused:
Lol, I was wondering about that too. Perhaps he just has a good aim?

Glad your mother is ok though LIC. Hopefully the bastard/his assurance company will pay for a new car! You know, you should get them to buy you a S2000. ;)
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« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2002, 09:07:05 AM »
Well, truth is, he only hit one deer.  But he wanted a funny story to tell his friends so he got out and beat the others to death with his shoes.

edit:  come on!  that\'s a funny image!

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« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2002, 09:13:44 AM »
Maybe he hit a truck carrying 4 deer?

And then beat them with his shoes.
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« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2002, 09:26:30 AM »
And then he raped them.*

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« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2002, 09:35:10 AM »
Maybe he was in a truck and just hit the accelerator as a family of deer was passing by.
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« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2002, 09:39:45 AM »
Titan = King of deduction.

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« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2002, 09:40:39 AM »
Or perhaps it was baby deer that could easily fit under the tires.
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« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2002, 09:40:46 AM »
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Maybe he was in a truck and just hit the accelerator as a family of deer was passing by.


That doesn\'t sound very likely.

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« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2002, 11:42:52 AM »
Erm, actually it isn\'t really a funny story.. or have anything to do with mad skylz. I was jus driving along like normal and accidentally hit a pothole, which knocked my CD player onto the floor. (Yeah, it was portable.. not in-dash) So I\'m glancing up with one eye on the road with the other on the floorboard to find my player and everything seems fine. I take my eyes off the road for one second to reach over and pick it up and as soon as I look up there\'s a heard of about 10 of em all crossing the road together. I slammed on my brakes, but it was too late.. it was like going bowling.  

Kill 1 - Got it\'s ass end clipped by my headlight and spun it around 180 digrees. It didn\'t die right away, but layed in the road moaning until something nailed it. A truck I\'m assuming judging from the blood stains left on the road when I got back to the scene.

Kill 2 - Collapsed onto the hood and got scooped up and tossed over the drivers side of the car. I doubt it was the whole lenth of the car.. but he probly slid off my roof somewhere around the rear seat. He went over me.. I know that. This bastard caught the full force of the impact. I didn\'t get a close look at him afterward, but bouncing off the hood of anything going +20mph can\'t be healthy. Pretty sure all 4 of it\'s legs were broken, most of it\'s ribs, neck, back.. ect.

Kill 3 - Was pushed forward and down by the first deer and rolled up right under my tires.

Kill 4 - I dunno if he was actually killed.. and I don\'t know exactly how he got mangled.. but when it was over I saw him drag his furry ass up and limp his way off to the side of the road. I\'m jus assuming here that a broken leg and probable internal injuries is just a slow death.

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« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2002, 12:03:34 PM »
That is pretty sad actually. Poor creatures.

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Nah, accidents happen. I\'m just glad nothing happened to you (except some minor braindamage perhaps? :D).
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« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2002, 01:00:46 PM »
Well, I\'ve got a rental car..A 2002 Toyota Carolla or what the hell ever.
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« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2002, 01:11:34 PM »
a carolla?  I\'m so, so sorry for you.  But since it\'s a rental, see how long you can drive it without shifting out of first :)

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« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2002, 01:36:25 PM »
Well, I didn\'t go get it. My mother did, see\'ing as she wrecked my car, I made her go get it. Catch is, I can\'t drive the rental car! I\'m not 21. Bulllshittt...I\'m still screwed . On my days off I have no car. Sure, I have a ride to work now (we work at the same place, same crew, just different part of the factory - so we still never each other durin\' work.. I was doin\' overtime when I loaned it to her), but hell fire, I\'m still left without a car, for however long this takes .  
Damnit.
Can I please kill someone?

 

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