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Offline Kurt Angle

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« on: October 09, 2002, 10:29:53 AM »
Here\'s something I found on shortnews. Maybe local mayors elsewhere should take note of this.

Village Birth-rate Doubles due to Sex Theme Park

 Corneliu Olar, Mayor of Horea village, in Romania, built a theme park with the main focus of encouraging visitors to have sex while at the facility. The Valley of Happiness projects main aim was to increase the population of the village.  
 "We put a lot of work into this place and tried to make it an attraction for all those who want to make love in a special environment. We wanted to offer them an adventure they would never forget", Mayor Olar says of the park.  
 The park contains facilities such as cabins, and kitchens for cooking that special someone a romantic dinner. One villager who was conceived on the site has said "I think, this place got a positive energy from all those couples who made love here".
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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2002, 10:31:19 AM »
people are weird.
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2002, 10:44:10 AM »
I wonder what the theme song is.... Are there any cute mascots running around?  I could only imagine.  A giant condomn chasing after a halfnaked chick dressed as a french maid skipping and dancing while singing "Its an Orgie after all..."
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« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2002, 11:20:05 AM »
Oh my.

What if one goes into the park without a partner?
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« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2002, 12:43:24 PM »
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Oh my.

What if one goes into the park without a partner?


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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2002, 12:55:03 PM »
wtf???? is this for real???? what if someone took there kids there not knowing what it was...
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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2002, 12:58:36 PM »
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wtf???? is this for real???? what if someone took there kids there not knowing what it was...


:laughing: Why the hell would someone do that? I think everyone knows. I\'m sure there are signs.
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2002, 01:26:50 PM »
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wtf???? is this for real???? what if someone took there kids there not knowing what it was...


:laughing:

"Daddy, what\'s that man doing to that woman".:D
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2002, 09:36:29 PM »
do I need reservations?
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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2002, 01:00:45 AM »
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do I need reservations?


No, just cum right in!:D
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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2002, 04:55:57 AM »
I bet they have some hidden cameras...
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They ve got videogames there too?:D
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