Author Topic: Think of 1 piece of advice pass it on keep everyone safe (Read 1586 times)

MPTheory · « **Reply #45 on:** November 07, 2002, 05:40:22 AM »

if you build a thousand bridges but suck one cock, you wont be remebered as a bridge builder, you will always be a cock sucker.

There is no such thing as a stupid question. Just stupid people.

« **Reply #46 on:** November 07, 2002, 12:14:02 PM »

you dont look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire

Cerberus · « **Reply #47 on:** November 07, 2002, 04:54:21 PM »

Never let the left hand know what the right hand is thinking.

Cerberus · « **Reply #48 on:** November 07, 2002, 04:56:10 PM »

OI PHIL/GARY/DAVE/LEE/DUANE/STE and/or SIMON!!!!!!, It\'s your round.

« **Reply #49 on:** November 07, 2002, 07:24:05 PM »

You\'ll never get as much ass as Hugh Hefner

« **Reply #50 on:** November 07, 2002, 07:32:51 PM »

Not even if you\'re Wilt Chamberlain?

« **Reply #51 on:** November 07, 2002, 08:02:12 PM »

nope, not even if you Wilt the Stilt.

« **Reply #52 on:** November 07, 2002, 10:19:09 PM »

If you drink enough, all your problems will go away, and a mans touch will be as tender as a womans.

MPTheory · « **Reply #53 on:** November 08, 2002, 12:28:09 PM »

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Originally posted by theomen
If you drink enough, all your problems will go away, and a mans touch will be as tender as a womans.

This scares me.

« **Reply #54 on:** November 08, 2002, 12:36:40 PM »

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Originally posted by theomen
nope, not even if you Wilt the Stilt.

I think I\'d go with Wilt on that one. What was that he said, 10,000 women? That\'s like one a day for maybe 30 years.

« **Reply #55 on:** November 08, 2002, 12:42:02 PM »

When you die, if they give you a choice between real Heaven and pie Heaven, choose pie Heaven....

It might be a trick, but if it isn\'t... Mmmmmm BOY!!!!

« **Reply #56 on:** November 08, 2002, 02:22:39 PM »

kill whitey

Hello

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