I forced myself away from Shinobi for about an hour to play what was one of more anticipated games for the year. This has to be one of the more tedious experiences I have ever had. I feel as if though I have gone to the dentists office to have a tooth pulled just so I could look down the hot nurses blouse as she bends over to help yank that baby right out.
I played the demo, and loved it. I expected the game to be more of the same. To my dismay it is not.
First off this game has some of the most whacked AI. I swear I can do one thing and get by with it. The next time try it again, and it does not work out the same. I have had enemies see me with no light, and some not see me when there is atleast 1 bar. I mean come on UBISOFT jesus atleast make it consistent.
Second there is a manual lockpick which I knew there would be, but isn\'t the game slow enough as it is????????????? Do I really need to stand at a lock, and watch the screen go blurry while I am rotating my left analog stick slowly to undo chambers??????
Third. The light is damn pretty. The character models are ok. In fact the light makes the game worth a purchase. If only it was not crap in other ways.
Fourth. I do believe every problem that was in the demo is still here. I have seen clipping of dead or knocked out bodies.
Fifth. I am finding it more a game of trial and error because of the AI I mentioned. I am not sure what UBISOFT was going for, but it does not work for me.
Sixth. They even included the upright walk and run. I have found that the absolute most useless feature of this game. I am doing the little stealth crouch all the freakin time. It amazes me that a walk from what would be over 50 foot away can be heard by guards yelling at a drunk guy.
Seventh. I have not been able to determine a true line of sight of the bad guys other than directly behind. Atleast in most of the enviroments. I am not sure if this was an ubisoft tweak, or if it is inconsistent AI. It is just confusing me leading to more trial and error.
Eighth. Getting all technical at me to look at this so in so in my inventory. No clue why. Well in this one spot it asked me to do this simple task. Anyhow the end result was a keycode for a door to a balcony that I had forgotten about. Also btw the first level you can not drop on the street for the first bit because of the cops. Then it is decided they are crooked so now go on down there. WTF is the difference. I still have to look out for them.
Ninth. HEADSHOTS ARE NON-EXISTENT FOR THE MOST PART. I don\'t even bother aiming there. Heck I just shoot the legs. It is about as quick. Speaking of the headshots. Sam is the worst shot ever in a game like this. I think he may be so you can\'t kill, but heck without that.
Why play?