*sigh*
The pigeons shit all over our air conditioning units. Meaning that if we don\'t pay hundreds of dollars every other week to have them power-washed, we will be breathing in bacteria-laden pigeon shit air come summer. There has not been a pigeon on my building in 8 months. I shoot a couple and the rest avoid the building. I don\'t giggle like a schoolgirl when I do this, it just needs to be done. Besides, the city in which I live could use a couple million less pigeons IMO. There are so many, and there are no natural predators to thin them out that they all starve and freeze to death come winter. It\'s not like I\'m Ted f*ckin\' Nugent or something...
Though anyone who shoots a flaming arrow into a guitar onstage IS pretty cool.....
It\'s funny how me plugging a couple of filthy pigeons makes everyone sick here, yet the daily dose of virtual assplay is allowed to continue unmolested. (pun intended...

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