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Offline nO-One

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[Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
« on: January 03, 2003, 07:52:42 AM »
That\'s right people, I\'m pissed off.

Got off really early at work today, just after noon. I was happy I tell ya, home early, got LOTR special edition pack for Christmas thinking I\'m gonna watch some of the extra stuff today, and I have Ratchet & Clank too, I\'m gonna spend some time infront of the idiot box today. But when I walk upstairs I see my fscking dog friggin peeing on my PS2, DAMN YOU I screamed....actually I screamed "helvítis hundskratti" was what I screamed but you guys don\'t understand Icelantic now do you.

So I dried it off, took the vacum cleaner and sucked some "fluids" out of the usb,firewire and controller ports and dried the stuff out. Then turned it on. It had reset it self, like it does when you first turn it on I had to do the regional settings and stuff...ohh yeah did I mention the picture was black and white. Then I noticed the strange sounds coming from the cd/dvd drive I decided to open it, I fscking looked like the drive was kicked out it came out so hard it shook the machine, the game that was in it was literally thrown out and the drive started hizzing at me. So now I\'m left with a useless hizzing ps2. Damn my dog must have magical acid pee or something.

The good news is that the ps2 dealer here (the one who has the import license from Sony) has this deal going, come with the broken one, pay some money and get a new one. KICK ASS I thought....but nooo.. that would be too easy wouldn\'t it. Their stock was emptied over X-mas and they still haven\'t gotten their shipment. They were also out where I work so I\'m playstation less the next few days....the worst thing is, I don\'t really play that much ps2, but I have a few days off and I was looking forward to some gaming :crying:

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[Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2003, 07:58:18 AM »
Feed the dog to the sharks.
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[Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2003, 08:00:37 AM »
That sucks man... Well, You can always play with a stick or something
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[Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2003, 08:06:55 AM »
^^^
already did.....ohh you man on the controller...sorry

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[Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2003, 08:07:13 AM »
:laughing:

As much as I feel your pain, I think it\'s just too hilarious that your dog took a leak at your PS2. :laughing:
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[Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2003, 08:11:54 AM »
One of the cons of being a dog-owner. I remember when our dog - may his soul rest in peace - peed ( if that is even a word ) into our expensive mats, turning them from flourishing living-room-ornaments to stinking rags of no value.

Yet I miss those times. I would do anything to see our dog alive and breathing, capable of committing those hideous deeds. Anything. His death came way sooner than any of us expected. At the age of 2 he died due to a certain accident...
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[Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2003, 08:30:24 AM »
You killed him for peeing on the carpet didnt you?
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[Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2003, 08:36:33 AM »
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You killed him for peeing on the carpet didnt you?


No.

The three dots and the word certain do not sum up for a concious decision, such as beating or kicking to death.

He fell off a couch, broke his spine and paralyzed below his \'waist\'. We had to take him to white-jaggeted men, whom took his life out of him.

He was a chihuahua, and a very beloved member of our family.
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[Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2003, 09:03:52 AM »
Chihuahua....I never liked fragile little dogs.

I\'m used to large dogs I could wrestle with. And they make very good defensive pets too. My last dog, my his soul rest in peace, weighed slightly over 100 pounds. At full gallop, he could knock down a full grown 98 pound weakling. :p
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[Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2003, 09:13:40 AM »
The worst thing is, I\'m pissed off and the dog puts up the dreaded puppy dog look. DAMN HIM FOR DOING THAT!!!

I\'m like "stop looking at me like that....you\'re the one to blame here....bastard"
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[Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2003, 09:37:42 AM »
Your dog is a xbox fanboy.. :mad:

Hheeh, Im sorry.

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Helvetes hundskrälle? ;)
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[Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2003, 09:38:43 AM »
Helvetes fukyurmuther!
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[Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2003, 09:52:26 AM »
This is probably one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.  Your dog rocks!!!
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[Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2003, 10:54:12 AM »
It was a PEE-S 2 after all. I guess the dog just got confused.
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[Rant]Thank you doggy, you fscked my PS2
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2003, 11:20:14 AM »
Dont you have your PS2 sitting somewhere out of pissing range?
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