Author Topic: God went to the Germans and said... (Read 713 times)

« **on:** January 09, 2003, 03:43:19 PM »

"I have Commandments for you that will
make your lives better."
And the Germans asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shalt not kill."
"Not kill? We\'re not interested."
So He went to the Italians and said, "I have Commandments."
And the Italians wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not
steal."
"Not steal? We\'re not interested."
He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not covet thy
neighbor\'s wife."
"Not covet my neighbor\'s wife? We\'re not interested."
He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" they said, "how much are they?"
"They\'re free."
"We\'ll take 10."

« **Reply #1 on:** January 09, 2003, 04:01:36 PM »

WTF are you talking about... please let me know where you get your crack, I\'d like some... seriously, whats with the gay shit?

« **Reply #2 on:** January 09, 2003, 04:42:24 PM »

Hehehe I ve heard that joke before.

Titan · « **Reply #3 on:** January 09, 2003, 05:33:48 PM »

I thought it was alright.

« **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2003, 10:07:42 AM »

It sounds to me like you are the one doing crack The Hurricane.

« **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2003, 10:35:42 AM »

It was humerous, just not laugh out loud humerous.

« **Reply #6 on:** January 10, 2003, 10:45:06 AM »

Yeah that was pretty good. I chuckled a bit, not enough to blow chocolate milk out of my nose but I thought it was worth a ha, ha.

« **Reply #7 on:** January 10, 2003, 10:51:34 AM »

/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\

WHERE THE F*CK HAVE YOU BEEN?

I thought you\'d died!

Kurt Angle · « **Reply #8 on:** January 10, 2003, 01:03:52 PM »

Hey, its project86!!!!!!

Welcome back, I\'ve missed that avatar

« **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2003, 01:05:42 PM »

what if i was jewish, french, italian, and german?

« **Reply #10 on:** January 11, 2003, 08:34:04 AM »

What if you were? Do you want us to care?

CHIZZY · « **Reply #11 on:** January 11, 2003, 10:55:58 AM »

welcome back, project86, how\'s the kid?

BTW I loved that joke...

« **Reply #12 on:** January 11, 2003, 01:59:13 PM »

im not jewish or french.....and....i duno you would be a bum if ya were

« **Reply #13 on:** January 11, 2003, 07:30:40 PM »

yes, that joke was to quote Project86 "...worth a haha" And if you were all those nationallities then you have some ****ed up lineage

« **Reply #14 on:** January 12, 2003, 01:39:11 AM »

Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN
-- The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a HUGE failure.
In Africa they didn\'t know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn\'t now what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn\'t know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn\'t know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn\'t know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn\'t know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn\'t know what "the rest of the world" meant.

Hello

Author Topic: God went to the Germans and said... (Read 713 times)