\'Yousa steala precious from meesa!\'"
"There\'s this funny scene where Jar-Jaromir decides it\'s best to hand the ring over to Sauron, but then he drops it and kicks it into Mount Doom. Hi-larious."
"Maybe the Star Wars universe and Middle-earth intersect. Middle-earth certainly is a long time ago and why couldn\'t it be in \'a galaxy far, far away?\'
Lol, good, funny article.