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http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/01/jaromir.html

Tolkien is turning in his grave, I just know it. To do this to his trilogy
is unexcusable. Peter Jackson, may you rot in hell.
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2003, 11:35:40 AM »
Yep, that is pretty funny....

Thank God they listened in episode II and virtually eliminated JJ.
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2003, 11:58:22 AM »
You gotta love BBspot. Not quite as much as The Onion, but still :bounce:

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Blasphemy...New Character To Debut In Tolkien\'s "The Return Of the King"
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2003, 12:02:25 PM »
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Jackson added, "I just love it when he shouts, \'Yousa steala precious from meesa!\'"


LOL, thats pretty funny. But thank god gollum didnt turn out like this. :p
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2003, 12:04:08 PM »


Now that is some funny chit!!!:laughing:
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« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2003, 02:19:20 PM »
Now dont tell me this story isnt fake

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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2003, 02:27:01 PM »
whaoooo i have never seen jar jarlook soo hot !

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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2003, 03:30:46 PM »
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The scene depicted in the trailer shows Jar-Jaromir shouting, "Gondora gonna fallsa"; he then trips over a corpse and knocks down a couple of Uruk-hai.


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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2003, 04:12:09 PM »
\'Yousa steala precious from meesa!\'"

"There\'s this funny scene where Jar-Jaromir decides it\'s best to hand the ring over to Sauron, but then he drops it and kicks it into Mount Doom. Hi-larious."

"Maybe the Star Wars universe and Middle-earth intersect. Middle-earth certainly is a long time ago and why couldn\'t it be in \'a galaxy far, far away?\'

Lol, good, funny article.
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Blasphemy...New Character To Debut In Tolkien\'s "The Return Of the King"
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2003, 05:03:30 PM »
we\'ll all be asses when he appears in Return of the King
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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2003, 03:18:19 AM »
This thread is kick ass!
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Blasphemy...New Character To Debut In Tolkien\'s "The Return Of the King"
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2003, 04:01:51 AM »
Lol, I saw this a while ago. Meesa lika.
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