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Author Topic: Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?  (Read 1933 times)

Offline Mr. Kennedy
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2003, 05:08:56 PM »
i would just pour water on the machine and it would short circuit
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2003, 05:11:47 PM »
WHAT THE FUDGE!?!?!

DUUUDE!

IT\'S A [size=8]MACHINE OF DEATH[/size].  Your fanciful "water" CAN NO STOP IT!!!!  NOTHING CAN!!!  WE ARE ALL DOOMED YOU ****** MUNCHING PEA SOUP DRINKING OVER-EMPHASIZED WORD IN A POORLY PHRASED SENTENCE!!!  HOW CAN YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A STUPID THING TO SAY.

YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE AND I\'D LIKE TO CUT A WHOLE IN HER STOMACH AND RAPE THE SEMI-DIGESTED FOOD STUFFS INSIDE..

YOU\'RE DISPICABLE!!!
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« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2003, 05:13:06 PM »
Bans Bobo for excessive use of capitalization.
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2003, 05:15:44 PM »
and what does this so called Machine of Death run on these days anyway???

Battery, oil, is it plugged into the wall or somehing, solar powered even???

so ole rusty stands no chance against human life.
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2003, 05:31:04 PM »
Not against ALL of humanity, my guess is that humans would build a SECOND [size=8]MACHINE OF DEATH[/size] to counter the first one!  BUT IMAGINE IF THEY CHANGED FORCES!?!?!

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Oh yah!  You\'re not taking your "I\'m an admin and can ban people joke" too far, are you? :rolleyes:  I bet we\'ll never hear that one again :laughing:.  Too bad though, because it\'s SO f*cking funny.  Fucking idiot.

GROW SOME F*CKING BALLS.
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« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2003, 05:35:08 PM »
Ah ADmin Powers!!!

Deletes Bobbos penis and bans him from sexual encounters for another 17 years.
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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2003, 05:58:20 PM »
he\'ll be all rusty in no time
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2003, 08:41:31 PM »
Bob, you are weird. Bye.
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« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2003, 08:44:48 PM »
god damn sometimes i love bob like a son.
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« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2003, 03:06:10 AM »
DUDE YOUR SO WIERD
I HOPE I NEVER END UP LIKE YOU
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2003, 08:15:12 AM »
FINALLY SOMEONE WITH MY SENSE OF HUMOR THANK YOU BOBS_HARDWARE!!!
By the way just for the record I believe the toaster is just a ploy a proverbial Trojan Horse and inside that toaster are thousands of green worms who just happen to be luring the lettuce to them with the shininess of the toaster and as soon as its close enough the worms will attack spewing through the slots of the toaster like maggots from rotten meat eating the lettuce to its demise.
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2003, 11:54:17 AM »
The SPOON would win.
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2003, 02:15:52 PM »
Both of them are f*cking ghey.
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2003, 02:58:41 PM »
Is Vapor Snake gay?
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #29 on: January 15, 2003, 03:02:58 PM »
Toaster. I like toast and marmite.
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