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WARNING : article contains bad words your mommy would spank you for. ;)

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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2003, 12:29:57 PM »
damn.... that is bad.. would like to try one one time though
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2003, 12:30:03 PM »
this is great!  More clientel for me!

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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2003, 12:39:34 PM »
When me and my brother had breafasts, we called it "The Triple By-pass Breakfast"


Each of us had :

Two double yolk eggs
Half a pack of bacon, thick sliced
hash browns
coffee

:D

But we had that once a week.
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*thumps chest* Wow....this reminds me of my breakfasts when I was in college!
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2003, 02:13:49 PM »
That is one funny article.

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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2003, 02:33:17 PM »
Who gives a shit. I\'m way past carrying about my health.

Maybe I need some help from theomen :D
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2003, 02:47:58 PM »
That is discusting man.  You really would have to be a fat bastard to find that even remotely acceptable for a breakfast... Remeber that sour dough burger they were selling at burger king?  I know a guy that was a manager at one, he said the buger alone had over 2000 caleries in it.  Thats just sick!  People should really start caring more about their helth.  BTW Omen, what is a good diet to follow to lose weight fast?

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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2003, 03:09:41 PM »
cyclical ketogenic diet, or CKD for short.  It\'s sometimes known as the Atkins diet also, but he didn\'t invent it, just marketed.  The basic idea of it is to deplete your body of it\'s main fuel, Carbs, and send your body into a ketogenic state where it feeds off it\'s secondary fuel source, fat.  The easiest way to do this is to limit your carb intake to below 20 grams a day.  Your intake will be comprised of protiens and fats, so you\'ll eat alot of cheese, and meats, but pastas, breads and rice are out of the question.  The good part is that with the CKD you can carbo load on the weekends.

The difference between the CKD and just a low carb diet is that with a low carb diet you feel lagy, and tired but with the CKD once you reach a ketgenic state, you get energized like you just took a shot of ginsing.

Another thing that helps is limit your sodas, and drink more water.  The reasoning behind that is your liver is your main fat burning organ, but when you don\'t have enough water in your system your kidneys get overwhelmed and need some help from the liver.  This means that your liver has to slow down on it\'s fat burning and help the kidneys.

For a laid out diet and all for the CKD just search google for it, and you\'ll find a plethora of sites devoted to it.  I went on a CKD for 2 weeks and I dropped 8 pounds of fat in the first week, and then anohter 6 the next week.  The beauty of the CKD is that you don\'t starve yourself, thus no catobolism (body eating it\'s own muscle), thus you never loose any muscle mass, only fat and water retantion.

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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2003, 03:13:49 PM »
^^^^

This man is smart. No more bread, rice, or pasta for me. :D

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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2003, 03:54:31 PM »
Be warned though, you\'ll be scavanging the cupboards for something sweet and low carb, like a crack adict looking for a fix.  One way to get around this is to buy some fat free sugarless jello, even if you hate jello, you\'ll need it.  I almost went insane looking for something sweet that was low carb when I was on the diet.

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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2003, 04:00:39 PM »
How about some Equal packets? :laughing:

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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2003, 04:02:50 PM »
splenda isn\'t bad, just throw a couple packets in your mouth like snuff.

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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2003, 04:07:35 PM »
Well, I just reading through some of the results I was able to get through a google search and came up with this...

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While there are many generalized water intake equations (such as 8 glasses per day), these may not be correct for everyone. To poach a guideline from a friend of mine, a good rule of thumb is 5 clear urinations per day, and 2 of those should come after your workout. This gives trainees a way of individualizing water intake.


That\'s alot of peeing, shows I haven\'t drinking my fair share of water. :crap:

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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2003, 05:07:40 PM »
too bad one would be overly hyper after one serving of that.
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« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2003, 05:23:04 PM »
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That is discusting man.  You really would have to be a fat bastard to find that even remotely acceptable for a breakfast... Remeber that sour dough burger they were selling at burger king?  I know a guy that was a manager at one, he said the buger alone had over 2000 caleries in it.  Thats just sick!  People should really start caring more about their helth.  BTW Omen, what is a good diet to follow to lose weight fast?


It doesn\'t really look that nice. But I\'d have no problem munching on a nicer version, my body is past repair, so who gives a ****, I smoked, did drugs, drink and don\'t do anything healthy, where I don\'t eat alot ( maybe 1 meal a day ) it\'s never healthy and I don\'t excercise. I\'m not that big I\'m in any danger from it but I could lose a few pounds :D but I really don\'t care enough to. If I die I die, shit happens.
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