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Offline luckee
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"If you had to choose."
« on: March 10, 2003, 07:28:02 AM »
You have to pick one. Please don\'t answer "none" or "neither."



#1
Go to the senior prom with a big zit on the end of your nose
or
Stay home out of embarrassment


#2
UPS or Fed Ex


#3
Having children but living paycheck to paycheck for 20 years
or
No kids and being able to have a nice lifestyle with your spouse


#4 (The classic)
Blind or Deaf or Confined to a wheelchair


#5
You’re the judge for a heinous crime carried out by a 20 year old that the death penalty can be applied to.

Life in prison with no parole
or
Death Penalty


#6
Tom Hanks or Denzel Washington


#7
You’ve just been in a commercial plane crash. The fuselage is cracked open and there is smoke and fire. You are standing at the crack and there are little kids (not yours) still in the plane.

Stand there and hand the kids out one by one
or
Jump and put as much distance between you and the possible explosion.


#8
Watching a woman’s pro basketball game in person
or
Reading a book of your choice for 3 hours


#9
Far Side or Calvin and Hobbes


#10
Walking in on your parents having sex on top of the sheets
or
Having your parents walking in on you having sex on top of the sheets
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"If you had to choose."
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2003, 07:39:28 AM »
#1
Go to the senior prom with a big zit on the end of your nose

#2
 Fed Ex

#3
No kids and being able to have a nice lifestyle with your spouse

#4 (The classic)
Deaf  

#5
Death Penalty

#6
Tom Hanks (ughh i cant believe i answered this :sconf: )

#7
Stand there and hand the kids out one by one

#8
Reading a book of your choice for 3 hours

#9
Far Side

#10
Having your parents walking in on you having sex on top of the sheets
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Re: "If you had to choose."
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2003, 07:43:38 AM »
This seems like a fun way to waste a couple minutes. ;]

#1 Go to the senior prom with a big zit on the end of your nose or Stay home out of embarrassment

I\'d go.  I\'m not afraid of no zit.

#2 UPS or Fed Ex

Fed Ex.  Ever see the Castaway?  These people don\'t fool around!

#3 Having children but living paycheck to paycheck for 20 years or No kids and being able to have a nice lifestyle with your spouse

I wouldn\'t mind one kid.  Paycheck to paycheck ain\'t as bad as it seems.  Gotta learn how to manage the money, kids. ;]

#4 (The classic) Blind or Deaf or Confined to a wheelchair

Wheelchair is right out.  That would suck, in my opinion.  Then it\'s a toss up.  Can\'t walk right, or try to talk and sound half retarded.  I choose deaf.  I could work it.

#5 You’re the judge for a heinous crime carried out by a 20 year old that the death penalty can be applied to. Life in prison with no parole or Death Penalty

Kill the bastard.  We\'ve been playing around for too long.

#6 Tom Hanks or Denzel Washington

Tom Hanks.  

#7 You’ve just been in a commercial plane crash. The fuselage is cracked open and there is smoke and fire. You are standing at the crack and there are little kids (not yours) still in the plane. Stand there and hand the kids out one by one or Jump and put as much distance between you and the possible explosion.

I\'d pull everyone outta that plane that I could.

#8 Watching a woman’s pro basketball game in person or Reading a book of your choice for 3 hours

Heh, are you implying I don\'t like to read?  Well it\'s true.  I\'d sit through a game, as long as someone came with me, heh.

#9 Far Side or Calvin and Hobbes

Far Side.  By Far... (Side)

#10 Walking in on your parents having sex on top of the sheets or Having your parents walking in on you having sex on top of the sheets

Damn.  A toughie.  Let them walk in on me.  At least that way I\'d still be gettin some!

Thank you, thank you very much.

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Re: "If you had to choose."
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2003, 08:13:46 AM »
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#1
Go to the senior prom with a big zit on the end of your nose
or
Stay home out of embarrassment


Go to prom.


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#2
UPS or Fed Ex


Don\'t have experience with either company :p

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#3
Having children but living paycheck to paycheck for 20 years
or
No kids and being able to have a nice lifestyle with your spouse


Noi kids.  Comfortable.


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#4 (The classic)
Blind or Deaf or Confined to a wheelchair


Deaf.  Would do practically ANYTHING to keep my eyesight.

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#5
You’re the judge for a heinous crime carried out by a 20 year old that the death penalty can be applied to.



Life in prison with no parole
or
Death Penalty


Life in Jail.

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#6
Tom Hanks or Denzel Washington


Tom Hanks.

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#7
You’ve just been in a commercial plane crash. The fuselage is cracked open and there is smoke and fire. You are standing at the crack and there are little kids (not yours) still in the plane.

Stand there and hand the kids out one by one
or
Jump and put as much distance between you and the possible explosion.


Kids.

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#8
Watching a woman’s pro basketball game in person
or
Reading a book of your choice for 3 hours


Read a book.

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#9
Far Side or Calvin and Hobbes


Far Side.


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#10
Walking in on your parents having sex on top of the sheets
or
Having your parents walking in on you having sex on top of the sheets


Parents walk in on me.
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Re: "If you had to choose."
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2003, 10:44:01 AM »
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Originally posted by luckee
You have to pick one. Please don\'t answer "none" or "neither."



#1
Go to the senior prom with a big zit on the end of your nose


#2
Fed Ex


#3
No kids and being able to have a nice lifestyle with your spouse


#4 (The classic)
Deaf


#5
You’re the judge for a heinous crime carried out by a 20 year old that the death penalty can be applied to.

Death Penalty


#6
Tom Hanks


#7
You’ve just been in a commercial plane crash. The fuselage is cracked open and there is smoke and fire. You are standing at the crack and there are little kids (not yours) still in the plane.

Jump and put as much distance between you and the possible explosion.


#8
Watching a woman’s pro basketball game in person


#9
Far Side


#10

Having your parents walking in on you having sex on top of the sheets
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"If you had to choose."
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2003, 10:50:01 AM »
#1
Stay home


#2
Fed Ex


#3
No kids and being able to have a nice lifestyle with your spouse


#4 (The classic)
Deaf


#5
You’re the judge for a heinous crime carried out by a 20 year old that the death penalty can be applied to.

Death Penalty


#6
Tom Hanks


#7
You’ve just been in a commercial plane crash. The fuselage is cracked open and there is smoke and fire. You are standing at the crack and there are little kids (not yours) still in the plane.

Jump and put as much distance between you and the possible explosion.


#8
Watching a woman’s pro basketball game in person


#9
Sorry I don\'t understand this question!


#10

Having your parents walking in on you having sex on top of the sheets
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Re: "If you had to choose."
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2003, 11:43:47 AM »
#1
I have a large penis so no one looks at my nose.  I\'m going.


#2
UPS - Brown trucks ROCK!!!


#3
Have a children  living paycheck to paycheck.

#4
Confined to a wheelchair, with some bling bling dubbs.


#5
Death Penalty....  Steal a pack of gum and your toast in my world.


#6
Don\'t ever \'F\' with Denzel.


#7
Kids are our future..  I\'m a loser.

#8
Reading a book of your choice for 3 hours
I\'d jab my eyes with pencils before chick ball.


#9
Far Side all the way


#10
Having your parents walking in on you having sex on top of the sheets.  With someone else?  Sure.  I don\'t ever want to see the parentals pumping.
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Re: "If you had to choose."
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2003, 12:06:01 PM »
You have to pick one. Please don\'t answer "none" or "neither."



#1
Stay home out of embarrassment  ( I don\'t dig the prom scene)


#2
Fed Ex


#3
No kids and being able to have a nice lifestyle with your spouse


#4 (The classic)
Deaf


#5
You’re the judge for a heinous crime carried out by a 20 year old that the death penalty can be applied to.

Life in prison (who knows, maybe I\'d like prison)


#6
 Denzel Washington


#7
You’ve just been in a commercial plane crash. The fuselage is cracked open and there is smoke and fire. You are standing at the crack and there are little kids (not yours) still in the plane.
 
Jump and put as much distance between you and the possible explosion.  (let \'em burn, it\'s survival of the fitest)


#8
Watching a woman’s pro basketball game in person (a couple of them might be hot)


#9
Far Side


#10
Having your parents walking in on you having sex on top of the sheets (hey, atleast I\'m gett\'n some)
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"If you had to choose."
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2003, 12:40:21 PM »
#1
Stay home out of embarrassment


#2
UPS

#3
Having children but living paycheck to paycheck for 20 years

#4 (The classic)
Deaf

#5
You’re the judge for a heinous crime carried out by a 20 year old that the death penalty can be applied to.

Life in prison with no parole

#6
Tom Hanks

#7
You’ve just been in a commercial plane crash. The fuselage is cracked open and there is smoke and fire. You are standing at the crack and there are little kids (not yours) still in the plane.

Stand there and hand the kids out one by one

#8
Watching a woman’s pro basketball game in person

#9
Far Side


#10
Having your parents walking in on you having sex on top of the sheets
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"If you had to choose."
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2003, 02:36:24 PM »
#1
Go to the senior prom with a big zit on the end of your nose
or
Stay home out of embarrassment

- Go to the prom with a big zit.

#2
UPS or Fed Ex

- UPS

#3
Having children but living paycheck to paycheck for 20 years
or
No kids and being able to have a nice lifestyle with your spouse

-  Have children

#4 (The classic)
Blind or Deaf or Confined to a wheelchair

- Wheelchair

#5
You’re the judge for a heinous crime carried out by a 20 year old that the death penalty can be applied to.

Life in prison with no parole
or
Death Penalty

- Life in prison

#6
Tom Hanks or Denzel Washington

-Tom Hanks


#7
You’ve just been in a commercial plane crash. The fuselage is cracked open and there is smoke and fire. You are standing at the crack and there are little kids (not yours) still in the plane.

Stand there and hand the kids out one by one
or
Jump and put as much distance between you and the possible explosion.

- Save the children

#8
Watching a woman’s pro basketball game in person
or
Reading a book of your choice for 3 hours

- Read the book

#9
Far Side or Calvin and Hobbes

- Far Side

#10
Walking in on your parents having sex on top of the sheets
or
Having your parents walking in on you having sex on top of the sheets

- Choice number two , for Eiks reasoning.
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"If you had to choose."
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2003, 03:17:41 PM »
#1
Go to the prom. DOH!

#2
Never tried Fedex, so UPS.

#3
I\'d wanna have kids someday, so I would choose paycheck to paycheck.

#4 (The classic)
This sucks, but wheelchair

#5
Life in prison with no parole

#6
Denzel Washington

#7
Jump and put as much distance between you and the possible explosion.  I wouldn\'t risk my life for those kids, I want to live and have my own. :p

#8
Woman\'s basketball ain\'t that bad... I get to get some hotdogs and beer!

#9
Calvin and Hobbes

#10
Having your parents walking in on you having sex on top of the sheets
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"If you had to choose."
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2003, 04:39:21 PM »
Here we go.

#1
Go to the senior prom with a big zit on the end of your nose
It will only happen once in a life, and if people laugh, **** them.

#2
Fed Ex
from my experience, they are better


#3
No kids and being able to have a nice lifestyle with your spouse
a trick in this one, adopt children ;)


#4
blind, technology is advancing, and they even have something so the blind can see


#5
Life in prison with no parole
Murder\'s murder, in prison they have to think about what they did, and regret it every waking second. the death penalty is the quick way out


#6 Tom hanks or denzel washington
N/A, I dont date movie stars :laughing:


#7
Stand there and hand the kids out one by one
Hero\'s always get laid more than losers, :D


#8
Watching a woman’s pro basketball game in person
Beer and hotdogs :D, but if the book can be Calvin & Hobbs, i\'d go with reading


#9
Calvin and Hobbes
No shit, but Over The Hedge[/u] is the greatest comic EVER


#10
Walking in on your parents having sex on top of the sheets
They would be as embrassed as hell, and then you can forever taunt them about it

Done... whoofta
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"If you had to choose."
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2003, 09:31:25 PM »
Spudz, I think you missed the point on Questions 3 - 4.
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"If you had to choose."
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2003, 04:21:58 PM »
Erghly burgly...

Well, then deaf.
And no children..

:rolleyes:

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"If you had to choose."
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2003, 05:04:57 PM »
#1
Go to the senior prom with a big zit on the end of your nose
or
Stay home out of embarrassment

-Go with a zit.

#2
UPS or Fed Ex

-UPS, what can brown do for you?

#3
Having children but living paycheck to paycheck for 20 years
or
No kids and being able to have a nice lifestyle with your spouse

-Kids, gotta make sure part of me makes it past Saturday, May 20, 2062 :p

#4 (The classic)
Blind or Deaf or Confined to a wheelchair

-Deaf

#5
You’re the judge for a heinous crime carried out by a 20 year old that the death penalty can be applied to.

Life in prison with no parole
or
Death Penalty

-Death Penalty

#6
Tom Hanks or Denzel Washington

-Hanks

#7
You’ve just been in a commercial plane crash. The fuselage is cracked open and there is smoke and fire. You are standing at the crack and there are little kids (not yours) still in the plane.

Stand there and hand the kids out one by one
or
Jump and put as much distance between you and the possible explosion.

-Honestly? I\'d try to put as much distance between me and the plane. Sigh, I\'m such a bad person.

#8
Watching a woman’s pro basketball game in person
or
Reading a book of your choice for 3 hours

-Book

#9
Far Side or Calvin and Hobbes

-Calvin and Hobbes

#10
Walking in on your parents having sex on top of the sheets
or
Having your parents walking in on you having sex on top of the sheets

-I would NEVER want to see my parents doin the nasty. Ew.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2003, 05:07:08 PM by Silent D »
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