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« on: April 10, 2003, 10:22:09 AM »
Hey.. I was thinking of a really bad way to die.  You know, one where you go through a series of really bad events.  Im writting a storyboard for my animation class, and I need to come up with a really F\\/  Usually, id be able to come up with 1000 different horrible ways to die.  sighhhhhh... Im depressed

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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2003, 10:34:46 AM »
A man skydiving for the first time, opens his parachute and a freak wind carries him to an alligator farm and is ripped apart. I think that was on Faces of Death 3 or something.

Or you could write about the people stuck on the WTC buildings. Burn alive or fall for 12 long seconds to the pavement below.
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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2003, 10:37:27 AM »
How about someone is burning.  Small burn, say a leg.  A dude throws a pale of what he thinks is water on the dudes leg and it turns out to be kerosene or something highly flamable.

Burning has got to be the worst.
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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2003, 10:38:00 AM »
ouch... umm.  well.  This is a comedy.  i kind of want to keep it funny.  No 911 stories would go over to well I don\'t think.  Ha (I was just thinking of how "F"ed up my professor would look at me if I had a cartoon of people burning to death in the the WTC... I could see a bad grade in the near future for that one ;)

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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2003, 10:38:15 AM »
Gman, thats a very terrorific way... you have to be frigthened as hell to jump from a 400m building.
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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2003, 10:39:06 AM »
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How about someone is burning.  Small burn, say a leg.  A dude throws a pale of what he thinks is water on the dudes leg and it turns out to be kerosene or something highly flamable.

Burning has got to be the worst.


This could be funny though.

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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2003, 01:47:09 PM »
Rolling down 20 flights (sp?) of stairs for 2 minutes.

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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2003, 02:21:55 PM »
Having sex with bobs hardware..


horrible way to die :(
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« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2003, 03:38:52 PM »
My ideas, ****, I have tons of them;

1)Take a cheese grater to your face, then bleed to death. Can you imagine the pain? Then bleeding to death out of your face?

2)Spontaionos(sp?) combustion, if you dont kno what it is; burning from the inside, your body erupts in flames some how and your toast.

3)Have your testicles squeezed until you vomit and choke on it.

4)Having your face cut open, all flesh gone, then left to rot.

5)Off of SE7EN the guy strapped to the bed, and has to eat his toungue to survive, thats just horrible.
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« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2003, 04:05:04 PM »
Falling off a chair. :)

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« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2003, 06:00:46 AM »
1000 paper cuts.. NOTHING is more painful then paper cuts. Burning comes close.
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« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2003, 08:41:32 AM »
fear factor contestant after eating live maggots gets an maggot infestation in the uper esophogeal area and lungs and gets eaten alive from the inside out!
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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2003, 11:32:00 AM »
This guy goes out ice fishing with his dog.  He tries to make a hole in the ice with a stick of dynamite.  Dog fetches dynamite.  Guy shoots dog with duck shot....realizing it is to no avail...he throws the weapon down and it fires at his legs.  Now hobbling away from his dog which is running at him wildly with a stick of lit dynamite in his mouth, the man falls.  The dog is about 10 ft away when he breaks through the ice.  The guy gets up and puts his ear to the ice to see if he can hear his dog.  As soon as he does, an explosion happens... (dramtically bigger) and blows the guy into the air.  Then he gets snagged on a missle of a US Airforce plane and is taking all the way to iraq.  The missle is fired at a building.  The missle punches through the wall of the building but the guy who was riding it like a horse hits the wall and falls 12 stories below.  The building blows up throwing debrus everywhere.  The guy starts running around in circles cuz he is probably on fire and has glass stuck all in him.  Then, jackie chan comes flying onto the scene and kicks the guy in the chest which sends him flying at a soon to be fired RPG.  The rpg is fired and (of course the guy is riding it like a horse) gets blown up in mid air.  The guy starts his free fall when a missle fired by the US catches him. (this time he has cowboy boots, a hat, and a lasso)  The man rides the missle into another building and the cycle starts over again.. about 4 more times.  Eventually he dies when jackie chan kicks him through the RPG as it is being fired.

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« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2003, 01:24:43 PM »
Being slowly digested by a giant snake.
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« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2003, 02:36:12 PM »
Getting yer heart ripped out then seeing it ripped and being like "Awww shit"
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