20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom

1. Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7. Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9. Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11. Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12. Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13. Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15. Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16. Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17. Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.

4. Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.

I\'m sorta like this.... For some reason the piss won\'t come out if people are behind me or walking around in the restroom. I have to give it a few extra seconds before it comes out.

I usually check to the side of me and if someone\'s there I\'ll usually say "Have a good one" or I\'ll just give him a high five or thumbs up.

^^

Hehehe, I once said \'How\'s it going\' not thinking of the possible conseqence that could follow.

BTW theoman, answer your friggen MSN Messenger, I think you blocked me (bastard)

Originally posted by SER
I\'m sorta like this.... For some reason the piss won\'t come out if people are behind me or walking around in the restroom. I have to give it a few extra seconds before it comes out.

Ha ha, I\'m like that too.

me too, i cant pee if anybody else is in the room.

[Kurt Angle]

21. George Michael

yea, i hate it when there are other peep around, sep  if they seem to be a bit to close to you and stuff

Racer, I didn\'t block you, I just wasn\'t near my comp when you were messaging me.

[Titan]

Man, a bunch of you guys would be in deep trouble during a urin test

I\'ve had a urine test many times. I don\'t have anyone looking over my shoulder or walking behind me. Wonder where you get yours......

Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.

hehe

[Living-In-Clip]

I can\'t use the restroom. if there is other people in the restroom. I also cannot do "number 2" in public restrooms. Never have been able. I get some sort of mental block.

As for the doin\' both at the same time. If I do "number 2", I always urinate also. It\'s just some kind of habit. If nothing else, some trickles down.

[Titan]

If I\'m peeing next to someone I know, I pully out my hand and offer a handshake while saying "How ya doing." Other cool things to say "You call that a penis?" or "How about we race. 1...2....3...GO!!!"

Im a number 8. Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.

xepts I make noises like a car reffing or gun shots... makes all of you number 4 run and hide like babies :0)