vapor, you need to find a chick who parties. F*ck those bible-thumpin\' hoochies, they ain\'t never gonna give up the play. You see those girls at your little school who are in detention? They put out. Guaranteed. Score some reefer, and tell them you just knocked off a liquor store. We\'re talkin\' BJ\'s and snortin\' blow off your wang all nite!
BTW, read some non-fiction.