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Offline ooseven
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« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2003, 06:11:10 AM »
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theirs alot of ejaculating going on here ;).


well in looking at the figures I am bewildered that we haven’t all drowned in a world wide tide of Gizz.

eeeeooooooowwww did i real type that :(.
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« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2003, 06:13:24 AM »
You have made 4.3333333333333 gallons and 36.163417333333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 23.111111111111 yards.
You have killed approximately 149,760,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 832 kittens.

how do they know all this?
those scientists must go through hours of Porn!
so come on...own up...whos been spying on me?
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« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2003, 06:16:29 AM »
Tyrant and Fifa are now on my team of dink and dunkers.  It\'s all in the first downs people. Finally added up we score a touchdown.
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« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2003, 06:22:57 AM »
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so come on...own up...whos been spying on me?
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:sconf: :sconf: I don\'t know what you mean... as if I....... sorry someone would spy on you yanking your plank.
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« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2003, 06:24:16 AM »
hey video...why haven\'t you posted your results?

don\'t tell me all those attempts have come (no pun intended) to nothing?

go on,post your results and lets have a laugh about it.
« Last Edit: June 23, 2003, 06:32:00 AM by FifaSeriesFan »
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« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2003, 06:26:27 AM »
I think it was like 27 yards or something.  I forget.  Let me go do it again..


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You have made 2.1666666666667 gallons and 18.081708666667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 23.111111111111 yards.
You have killed approximately 149,760,000,000 little swimmers.
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« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2003, 06:32:05 AM »
Oh dear someone get the PSX2Central tranquilliser and air soft sniper rifle  


Fifa is having one of his funny turns again.
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« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2003, 06:34:15 AM »
:laughing: ooseven what I meant was how can they get that statistic from me spanking the monkey? someone must have been watching!

Don\'t shoot me,I\'m ok just need my medication.

So I guess you guys don\'t give a sh*t about discussing masturbation with other guys then?
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« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2003, 06:37:27 AM »
You have made 13.203125 gallons and 110.1854121875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 93.888888888889 yards.
You have killed approximately 608,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3380 kittens.
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« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2003, 06:38:00 AM »
look its simple

they could get a group of guys and get the to crack one off :o Oooohhhhherrrrr

then they measure and weight the "deposit" ;) Firrraaarrrrrrrrr

then they just average the reults to get the average amount of Gizz produced.
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« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2003, 07:40:35 AM »
JBean is another member of the NON Touchdown club.  

Welcome my brother.
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« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2003, 07:52:30 AM »
video...are you sure that you should be proud of "not" scoring highly?
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« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2003, 07:55:05 AM »
ah, such an elite club

nice to be a member
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« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2003, 07:59:18 AM »
I thought this was based on jerking it.  It\'s wasted swimmers.  Not when you are porking a chick.  If it\'s porking a chick then I need to seriously retabulate.  I never thought of porking a chick as wasting swimmers.
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« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2003, 08:08:40 AM »
I only counted the many times of spanking it

not how many "kids" i\'ve lost f\'ing chicks
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