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Offline GmanJoe

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I am a killer. A kitten killer.
« on: June 21, 2003, 08:28:07 PM »
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You have made 97.5 gallons and 813.67689 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 10.4 football fields!
You have killed approximately 6,739,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 37440 kittens.
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Offline FatalXception
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2003, 12:01:18 AM »
Yours... doesn\'t seem ....  possible.
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Re: I am a killer. A kitten killer.
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2003, 12:43:41 AM »
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You have killed 37440 kittens.

So you have been yanking it about 5 times a day all your life (well, since being able to ejaculate)? You sir, are one hell of a masturbator. :D
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Offline Kimahri
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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2003, 12:48:28 AM »
are these lifetime stats?
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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2003, 01:53:00 AM »
You have made 33.515625 gallons and 279.7014309375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 2.3833333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,544,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 8580 kittens.
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Offline GmanJoe

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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2003, 04:25:40 AM »
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are these lifetime stats?


I certainly HOPE SO! :eek:
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Offline GmanJoe

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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2003, 04:28:03 AM »
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Yours... doesn\'t seem ....  possible.


I messed up in the jerkin\' Years. :p
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Offline Titan

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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2003, 06:06:48 PM »
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You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.


Thats the max, 999 times a week 999 years. :)
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Offline videoholic

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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2003, 06:33:53 PM »
God, I\'m a loser.  I haven\'t even made a touchdown yet.
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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2003, 11:00:28 PM »
You guys have no lives, I barely got a first down.
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2003, 11:41:57 PM »
You have made 24.375 gallons and 203.4192225 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.7333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,123,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 6240 kittens.
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Offline Jumpman

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« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2003, 04:07:13 AM »
You have made 2.84375 gallons and 23.732242625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 20.222222222222 yards.
You have killed approximately 131,040,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 728 kittens.

Poop, I\'m such a newb. :(
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« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2003, 04:09:48 AM »
You have made 81.25 gallons and 678.064075 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 4.3333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 2,808,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 15600 kittens.
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« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2003, 05:10:28 AM »
Jumpman and I play the short game.  We go for short yardage and first downs.

You guys all play the game like a 2 minute drill.  Throwing long bombs all the time.

It\'s a finesse game people.  Take it easy.
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« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2003, 06:02:59 AM »
You have made 6.6354166666667 gallons and 55.375232791667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 70.777777777778 yards.
You have killed approximately 458,640,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2548 kittens.
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theirs alot of ejaculating going on here ;).
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