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Author Topic: I am a killer. A kitten killer.  (Read 1427 times)

Offline FifaSeriesFan
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I am a killer. A kitten killer.
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2003, 08:13:42 AM »
thats what I meant video...I didn\'t mean scoring as in getting a chick to open her legs for you,I meant scoring low on that masturbation chart.

Apparently jerkin the gherkin at least 2 times a day is good for you...and no my doctor never told me that lol :laughing:
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Ladies, ladies, LADIES!...Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizz-house!

Doh!

Those who do not kill us,only make us stronger

Offline videoholic

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I am a killer. A kitten killer.
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2003, 08:19:48 AM »
I don\'t have time to jerk it daily.  I only shower once every 4th day.  I can\'t afford fresh water.
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Offline FifaSeriesFan
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« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2003, 08:38:26 AM »
I\'m proud to be a member of the team...

videoholic is the new owner of the WWF - World W*nking Federation.

Never mind the Hardore belt!I want to be the Hardcore PORN champion lol
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Offline Lord Nicon
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I am a killer. A kitten killer.
« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2003, 09:42:20 AM »
You have made 42.65625 gallons and 355.983639375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 3.0333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,965,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 10920 kittens.

Maybe something like this. I guess it depends on how old you are too. sick bastards we be. :laughing:
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Yessir massir ima f*** you up reeeeal nice and homely like. uh huh, yessum ; ).
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Offline Kurt Angle

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I am a killer. A kitten killer.
« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2003, 09:50:38 AM »
Anyone ever suffer from wanker\'s cramp?

Just wondering.
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Offline videoholic

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« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2003, 11:07:02 AM »
I would be the World NON-Wanking Federation compared to everyone else here.
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I am a killer. A kitten killer.
« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2003, 12:41:02 AM »
You have made 17.0625 gallons  and 142.39345575 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.2133333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 786,240,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4368 kittens.

My wrist hurts...
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