Creative Punishment...

I did this at another forum, and it was pretty fun. Since some people dont believe in the death penalty; create another form of punishment for the following offenders: (just quick quote me, and fill in the blanks)

Child Molesters:

Murders:

Rapists (Raping people 13+) :

Thiefs:

Murderers:

Con-Artists:

Corrupted Govt Officials:

Corrupted Cops:

Perverts (Peeping toms, etc) :

Rich People after going to trial 2nd time(OJ for example) :

Michael Jackson:

My Punishments:

Child Molesters:
Have them be molested my their grandparents
Murders:
Have all of their fingers and toes cut off, then left outside homeless, with no teeth.
Rapists (Raping people 13+) :
Have the person attacked, peel off their penis w/ a cheese grater
Thiefs:
Have all of their possessions taken from homeless people; who use it as toliet paper
Murderers:
Have gay pictures, slogans, and logos tattoed all over their body, and forced to walk around naked.
Con-Artists:
Take away all their money, and put them out in the ocean with enough food to last their lifetime, but its all moldy.
Corrupted Govt Officials:
Same as con-artists
Corrupted Cops:
Same as Con-artists
Perverts (Peeping toms, etc) :
So they like looking? Have them watch Japanese porno 12 hours a day, then have them sleep in a bed of used condoms.
Rich People after going to trial 2nd time(OJ for example) :
Have all their money taken away, and force to walk across the country
Michael Jackson:
Have his face put up against a wood planer.

Don\'t feel like filling this out, but I can say people would choose death over a lot of your penalties Spudz.

Child Molesters:Man=Cut penis Woman=Stitch their pussies        

Murders: Man=kill them and offer their organs to save other\'s people\'s lifes. Woman=Rape her

Rapists (Raping people 13+) :Why do I have to repeat myself?

Thiefs:If the theif stole because of need to survive just send him/her to jail.He/she will like it.Free food and home.He/she wont want to leave and wont appear in theoutside world to steal again .
If not he/she wont like it.Just jail though
Murderers:Is it me or you repeated the same question

Con-Artists:Ehm ahm...cant think of anything.I ll live it to the judge

Corrupted Govt Officials:Send them in Auganistan or Iraq with no weapons or any form of self protection with the words "God Bless America" tatooed on their forheads.

Corrupted Cops:Kill them and make them Cyborgs.But this time make sure THAT THEIR MEMORY IS PERMANENTLY DELETED!!NO MORE ROBOCOPS BECOMING MURPHYS!!God!I am really bored.

Perverts (Peeping toms, etc) :Hey Spudz you ve got a problem with perv(and ME)??You ****ing racist!!

Rich People after going to trial 2nd time(OJ for example) :Take all their money away and send them to Somalia(whatever is is spelled)

Michael Jackson:He had enough punishemnt already and he is still getting more

So Spudz are you saying gay people don\'t kill people?

I like the idea of penis cutting and vagina stitching.

Originally posted by Unicron!
Child Molesters:Man=Cut penis Woman=Stitch their pussies        
 

:eek: :eek: :eek: GENIUS!!!!!!

Originally posted by SER
:eek: :eek: :eek: GENIUS!!!!!!

Well ofcourse.I am handsome, I have lots of talents, I am a genious, etc and above all modest

[nO-One]

I always say the best system of punishment the babylonian eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. With a modern twist of course.

For example, you rape somebody, some huge nasty nate type of guy molests you.
You kill with intent you\'re killed.
Rob something, then something of equal value is taken from you.
You smuggle 5kg of drugs, you just eat the same 5kg of drugs.

[Kurt Angle]

If you steal something in Saudi Arabia they chop your hands off.

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by Kurt Angle
If you steal something in Saudi Arabia they chop your hands off.

Your right hand. Culturally, they think using you left hand for anything is like.....weird.

So Spudz are you saying gay people don\'t kill people?

Gay people arent people.

Can\'t say I care to think about them.  Lost, confused, and damned by their own selves.

Originally posted by Spudz
Gay people arent people.

What are they?

What are they?

Mutations

What exactly is a mutation in your words?

I don\'t want to ruin your thread so if you\'re interested we can continue discussion in another thread or through pm\'s.

This is not realistic.. but what the heck

Child Molesters: Chop their dicks off with no medical treatment, prison.

Murders: Depends, prison.

Rapists (Raping people 13+) : Sent to a Russian prison and have a baseball bat inserted into their anus.

Thiefs: Prison + pay 2x for damages (if they don’t have the money, they should work the dept off in prison)

Murderers: Prison

Con-Artists: Prison

Corrupted Govt Officials: Public humiliation, prison.

Corrupted Cops: Prison and they should get a beating in the police station.

Perverts (Peeping toms, etc) : Life of psychiatric treatment, (they can get out, but regular checkups)

Rich People after going to trial 2nd time(OJ for example) : People who might have bought their way out? Beat in prison 2 times per week.

Michael Jackson: Psychiatric treatment

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