Originally posted by mm 
no way in hell im reading all that
gimme abridged version 
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jmagnolia (Sat Aug 9 18:56:57)  Ignore this User | Report Abuse   
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I am an actual, real-life samurai who follows the code of the Bushido. Samurai affiliation is not limited to race, so Tom Cruise being one does not fall into the realm of impossibility. I am an anglo-American an am a samurai. 
J-Mag 
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jasonvoorhees666666 (Fri Aug 15 06:02:27)  Ignore this User | Report Abuse   
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As an actual, real-life superhero, I can tell you that my powers are vast and great. My public name is one that you would not know, so let\'s just say my last name is Smith. I live at Stately Smith Manor and my secret identity is Comet Boy. I have a yellow cape and I can fly. I can turn invisible at will, and I have telekinetic powers. 
So I have no problem at all believing that jmagnolia is a true samurai. Dude, we should get together and fight crime.