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Offline GmanJoe

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« on: December 05, 2003, 07:07:54 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2003, 07:13:22 AM »
Lol, I\'ve actually read that before, being interested in the film at the time.
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2003, 07:16:42 AM »
mm is gonna lose his temper over this link. This bad boy put down SEVEN SAMURAI! :eek: mm will be so angry....he\'ll ban ~me~ out of frustration! ;)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047478/board/flat/2689122?d=2689122#2689122
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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2003, 07:39:39 AM »
At least the guy seems to be sticking to his guns.  But he\'s still an idiot.  He would probably have been better just dissapearing forever after the third or fourth post.
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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2003, 07:40:48 AM »
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Being a real life samurai does that mean when working at the office and you get caught Xeroxing your butt cheeks that you\'ll have to impale yourself on your own sword for the dishonor?


BWAAHAAAHAAA! :laughing:
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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2003, 07:41:37 AM »
no way in hell im reading all that

gimme abridged version
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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2003, 07:44:10 AM »
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Originally posted by mm
no way in hell im reading all that

gimme abridged version


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I am an actual, real-life samurai who follows the code of the Bushido. Samurai affiliation is not limited to race, so Tom Cruise being one does not fall into the realm of impossibility. I am an anglo-American an am a samurai.

J-Mag

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As an actual, real-life superhero, I can tell you that my powers are vast and great. My public name is one that you would not know, so let\'s just say my last name is Smith. I live at Stately Smith Manor and my secret identity is Comet Boy. I have a yellow cape and I can fly. I can turn invisible at will, and I have telekinetic powers.

So I have no problem at all believing that jmagnolia is a true samurai. Dude, we should get together and fight crime.
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\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2003, 07:55:24 AM »
Why do you people find it so strange that someone might followe the code of the samurai?I am not saying he is telling the truth for sure.But why do you find it so strange?
There indeed people that follow that code.I ve seen in a program a Greek that followed the code of the samurai and was doing demonstrations.Its not that strange or anything.
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2003, 09:03:37 AM »
Only one problem:  People who really follow the code of the samurai do not post on the Internet bragging about following the code of the samurai.  :)
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2003, 09:08:09 AM »
There\'s a unique group of Samurai Wa Na Be that actually brag about being real Samurais. :p
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2003, 09:14:56 AM »
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Only one problem:  People who really follow the code of the samurai do not post on the Internet bragging about following the code of the samurai.  :)


1)He is probably misunderstood

2)He is probably not a good samurai :p
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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2003, 09:30:47 AM »
there is only one tru way to study the way of the samurai...




watch ninja scrolls!..wait that anime was about ninja\'s right?..meh  proceed.;)
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« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2003, 01:07:11 PM »
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Why do you people find it so strange that someone might followe the code of the samurai?


Well, in the 21st century, we seem to be at an all time Samurai-Low.
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« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2003, 02:11:20 PM »
I\'m a samurai b/c I watch Samurai Jack.

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« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2003, 02:11:33 PM »
I can\'t believe people post there.
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