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Is Pitch Black scary?

O... You little girly girly its not scary buy it.
19 (90.5%)
ES... Its scary puss leave now for the Disney Films!
2 (9.5%)

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Offline Cyrus
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« on: May 25, 2004, 08:26:04 AM »
Ok let start off with IM A PUSS and dont watch scary movies... So that being said I say the previews for the chronilces and thought it look pretty good my friend says well did you see Pitch Black because it was kinda the movie before chronicle. I have never seen pitch black becuase I thought it was a horror film. My friend says No. So off to bestbuy.com i go cause they are throwing in a free movie pass and low and behold its listed as horror..... well is it or not?

note I didnt add the its sucks ass so dont buy it the only reason at this point i wont buy it is iff its gonna be scary.
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2004, 09:03:09 AM »
It\'s sorta like Tremors with Kevin Bacon. Sorta like an adventure/suspense. No scary intense moments.

Edit - I\'ve noticed that people who are scared of horror flicks tend to be very empathic people in real life. So that explains why they get scared for those in the movies - they put themselves in their shoes!
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2004, 09:04:02 AM »
It\'s not a horror movie.. it\'s an action movie that would be comparable to... ahh.....  aliens (not alien).

It obviously has some \'tense\' parts, and there is a bit of gore, but nowhere near to normal horror movie standards.
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2004, 09:27:12 AM »
PITCH BLACK IS THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2004, 09:41:41 AM »
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PITCH BLACK IS THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME


It\'s not bad for a popcorn flick. It would have been better if there was some boobs shown. ;)
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2004, 10:12:30 AM »
I really have to say personally i thot it was one of the worst films ever made, i think i made that clear allready though ;)
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2004, 10:23:37 AM »
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PITCH BLACK IS THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME


Watch yourself Biatch!!!!

Pitch black is one of my favorite movies of all time.  dont puss out man.. You gotta see the first one before you see the chronicles!
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2004, 10:29:27 AM »
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I really have to say personally i thot it was one of the worst films ever made, i think i made that clear allready though ;)


Well, to each his own. Kurt Angle loves to eat Spotted Dick while ooseven likes it in his pooper, but like them, we can all accept each other\'s difference of opinions. :p
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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2004, 10:43:54 AM »
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PITCH BLACK IS THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME


That honor would have to go to the movie I saw last night...

House of the Dead

By the looks of the "House", they should have named it "Shed of the Dead"
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2004, 10:53:02 AM »
The worst movie I\'ve seen, that I paid to see - Highlander 2.

Oh my! I know it\'s a "Leave yer brain at the door" type movie but this was just too stupid!
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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2004, 11:42:04 AM »
Pitch Black was like the Mummy 1 & 2.  Nice popcorn flick in a cool backdrop with a pretty good casting.  I liked it but I don\'t remember being genuinely scared like I was for Excoricist.
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2004, 01:04:02 PM »
haha... Who changed the poll??? girly girl???? :)
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2004, 01:32:38 PM »
Thats what it always said..... I have no problem making fun of myself.
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« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2004, 04:46:57 PM »
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It\'s not a horror movie.. it\'s an action movie that would be comparable to... ahh.....  aliens (not alien).

It obviously has some \'tense\' parts, and there is a bit of gore, but nowhere near to normal horror movie standards.

Man what are you talking about? When Aliens first came out, that shit was pretty f***ing creepy. Ive actually had nightmares about those things. :p

And MP: Im sorry, but Pitch Black as a favorite movie is just .... damn. Too sad to describe. Dont get me wrong and and all. Youre a kool guy, but WTF does that movie have to make anybody wet their willies except for Vin for the little girlies?

NOTHING

Thats is unless youre..... *thinks of racer* j/k
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« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2004, 04:52:31 PM »
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That honor would have to go to the movie I saw last night...

House of the Dead

By the looks of the "House", they should have named it "Shed of the Dead"



I told my girlfriend halfway through that movie if the zombies did karate it was my new favorite movie of all time.


So you know, It\'s my new favorite movie of all time.



P.S. It really was the worst movie I\'d ever seen.
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