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« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2004, 04:40:12 PM »
that rob zombie flick..night of 1000 corpes or some s**t like that...total transatalantic,combobulated,interferismatic,africanboodyscrather,cambodianbulls**t...
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« Reply #31 on: May 28, 2004, 05:55:16 PM »
Everyone can now safely add The Day After Tomorrow to their \'worst movies of all time\' lists.
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« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2004, 06:13:50 PM »
^^i\'d figured that..how much mass destruction can you put in a movie before it all calms down & you just have people wading through water for survival...point is after all the special effects of the initial destruction what do you have left?
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« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2004, 06:37:14 PM »
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I just saw The Day after tommorow tonight and I didnt think it was that bad, there were a few bad spots here and there but I must say it definetley shouldnt be on the list. It also got 2.5 stars out of 4 and any movie on this list must be held to at most 1 star.
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« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2004, 07:46:16 PM »
i thought a perfect storm was horrid
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« Reply #35 on: May 28, 2004, 09:50:54 PM »
Day After Tomorrow was crap.  Every piece of worthwhile devestation, which is the whole point of seeing this movie, was over with inside of about the first 45 minutes to an hour.  Not only that, but all the devestation caused was covered in the trailers making it all that much more unsurprising and lacked that whole "wow" effect it\'s supposed to have.  

I\'m tired of seeing entire films in trailers.

All of this coupled with terrible acting (no one seemed comfortable with their characters ever) and the total lack of humanity displayed in the film (how can I focus on the tragedy of mankind when no one even mentions the amount of people lost in each devastating disaster) and we\'re left to focus on 5 people we don\'t care about in a library and one of the kid\'s fathers.  This is why, as a disaster movie and a fight to save humanity, Armageddon, though filled with flaws, will always be the best disaster movie.  No film captures the human spirit and need to survive better then Armageddon even though it\'s filled with more cliches and corny shots that riddle every disaster picture anyone has ever seen.
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« Reply #36 on: May 28, 2004, 09:59:37 PM »
Naming Armageddon as watchable...........BLAH

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« Reply #37 on: May 28, 2004, 11:10:08 PM »
Amazing, I never thought me and Ryu would agree on anything, but I too believe that Armageddon is the best \'disaster\' movie.

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« Reply #38 on: May 29, 2004, 07:48:03 AM »
Movies I\'ve wasted money on:

Cabin Fever
House of 1000 Corpses(seems to be popular)
Friday After Next
House of the Dead
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« Reply #39 on: May 29, 2004, 02:23:50 PM »
I guess I am the only one who imported Battle Royale 2 .

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« Reply #40 on: May 29, 2004, 02:48:55 PM »
The Day After Tommorow is mediocare, but not horrible. Yes the acting and script was pure crap, but somehow it was saved by a few good scenes.

The wife in the hospital was horrible and so cheesey. The political messages were way to obvious.

Yeah, it is a good concept, good special effects.  But other then that crappy. it coulda been so much better, but it wasnt horrible.
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« Reply #41 on: May 29, 2004, 02:57:45 PM »
It was a diaster movie, what did you people expect? I paid to see cities leveled and I saw that - therefor I\'m happy. I could care less about the characters in a film like that. I just wanted to see mass destruction and decent CG, which the film delivered on both accounts.

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« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2004, 03:18:35 PM »
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Naming Armageddon as watchable...........BLAH

I wouldnt say its horrible but this movie for some odd reason makes me sick to my stomach. Not only that but it hurts my damn eyes. Didnt really enjoy it, but im sure you could tell.

As far as disaster movies, when i was a kid they used to freak me out sometimes because i would always think that it was going to happen. I wasnt terrified, just kinda shaken (for the lack of a better word). Like a volcano is going to pop up in the middle of chicago...or at least i hope not. :p

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Mortal Kombat(the 2nd movie)--This movie has got to be the worst thing since Power Rangers were first introduced. The story was lame, the fighting was dumb, and it seemed like it was made too fast. Oh but there\'s good news another MK movie is coming out. I think the 1st one was pretty good tho\'.

I think im actually the only person that liked the second one. When i first saw it, i think i liked it more than the first. Looking back on the two i wouldnt really say one was better than the other but the bottom line is that i enjoyed them both.
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« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2004, 04:07:13 PM »
Anybody remember Street Fighter: The Movie? Guile was played by that frenchie, Jean Claude Van Dam.

That has to be the worst videogame to movie transition ever. Even Super Mario Bros. was better.

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« Reply #44 on: May 29, 2004, 05:35:00 PM »
^^^i\'ll do you one better..captain america..the movie..nuff said..
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