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Offline GmanJoe

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« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2004, 05:03:30 AM »
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Exactly …. The minute you fight over someone.. you have lost them.

If your partner truly loves you or if love is too strong a word …he/she “likes” you.

Then the attentions of another wont be an issue to your relationship.

The only time it does become an issue is if this other person don’t take the hint that you’re a happy couple and become some sort of stalker….

When that happens you should stand united and basically tell who ever it is to.. F OFF


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« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2004, 05:30:13 AM »
You are going to college anyway.  You aren\'t getting laid by her so it\'s not like you need to dangle her along for the summer.  Just face facts.  99.5% of relationships die when you hit the college campus.  I pulled that stat out of my no no place, but it\'s probably true.

So with that said.  Don\'t get jealous and just have fun.
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« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2004, 07:52:52 AM »
1.  walk up to your co-worker all cool like and knee him in the balls (not really hard), then wisper into his ear "Pull off a silly ass little stunt like that again and Ill cut them off next time.".  And have sex with your GF.

2.  Laugh

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« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2004, 10:36:13 AM »
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Respect? Please. You\'d really fight over a woman? Just let the girl decide! No need for fighting! Now if he disrespects her, that\'s different.


woman i\'ve been with for over 5 years..If its a so called friend that did it. Hell yea.


If its a dood that i\'ve never meet or have but aren\'t friends with.. then most likely i\'d tell him to f@#k off. If he swings, then i\'d kick his ass. :)

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« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2004, 11:34:15 AM »
How the fock u have a GF for 5 years when you\'re an argumentitive computer nerd?  No offense I just wanna know your secret ;)

1) If I saw it happening I go up to them and say, "What\'s this?  Trying to cut in on my gf?"  You know, something that can be said jokingly yet taken seriously at the same time.

2) I have no clue wtf is the problem there.

You sure you gonna make updates daily?

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« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2004, 11:39:15 AM »
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2) I have no clue wtf is the problem there.

 


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In fact it could be a chance to see her responce and maybe steer her towards "viewing" some of your Internet porn.
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« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2004, 12:09:35 PM »
For the first you should just ask her about it.  If she gets pissed over you asking after you\'ve been together for however long, then you guys have no hope in the first place.

For the second, just make fun of him for his lack of girls till he jumps off a bridge or attacks you.

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« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2004, 12:32:58 PM »
i would just ask her about it..i\'ll probably say "what\'s up with that?" if he\'s just a co-worker & he knows of you but you cats aren\'t really kickin\' it like that then i\'d play it cool but at the same time i\'d be a little concerned...getting her a card with something like congradulations in it is cool but the teddy bear with i love you on it has some slight itimiate overtones to it...f*ck it..whoop his ass! j/k

as for the 2nd part i\'d just laugh it off nothing to get amped about...
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« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2004, 01:15:07 PM »
Haha... okay, good stuff... Here\'s another...

You\'re going out with this girl for over 16 months, and you love her to death. However as college continues to loom over the horizon, you get the feeling that she appears to be giving up on the relationship because she believes that its a lost cause anyways. At times you even feel the same way, but you love her so much you are willing to do what it takes to stick it out as best as possible. You have less than two months left with her. WHAT DO YOU DO?[/color]

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« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2004, 01:28:46 PM »
2 words;
HIT IT

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« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2004, 01:38:50 PM »
We arent you thats the difference I can tell you there is no way in hell I would buy a car and not take it for a test drive before hand no mater how good the salesguy told me the car was.

1. SAY THIS EXACTLY..He brutha thats real sweet Im sure it will remind her of you as my ball sack is smacking her chin (of course the scenario was if I was you and If I was I would have banged her sore allready)

2. Laugh it off.

3. I guess I relate to cars the best....

You cant buy a car without test driving several models to know what kind fits you the best....
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« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2004, 01:50:23 PM »
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Haha... okay, good stuff... Here\'s another...

You\'re going out with this girl for over 16 months, and you love her to death. However as college continues to loom over the horizon, you get the feeling that she appears to be giving up on the relationship because she believes that its a lost cause anyways. At times you even feel the same way, but you love her so much you are willing to do what it takes to stick it out as best as possible. You have less than two months left with her. WHAT DO YOU DO?[/color]


yea..no doubt i agree with theomen! i\'d hit that poononie so hard that when somebody else tried to run up in it, that poononie will hold up a stop sign & will be as dry as sandpaper! since you\'re goin\' to college i can tell you that it\'s going to be extremely hard to maintain the relationship..

you can try but i think you\'d best prepare for you guys to grow apart...but then again you never know...
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« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2004, 01:50:45 PM »
Any man who will fight over a woman is a complete idiot. Women come and go, for crying out loud and they can make their own choices. Fighting over them is just flattering them and showing that you a pathetic person aka Souly.
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« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2004, 02:01:06 PM »
^^
then beat her up, go all Ike Turner upside her head

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« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2004, 02:02:19 PM »
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Any man who will fight over a woman is a complete idiot. Women come and go, for crying out loud and they can make their own choices. Fighting over them is just flattering them and showing that you a pathetic person aka Souly.
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I totatally agree (if your dateing) If someone was to pull that chit on my wife.... Down he would go!
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