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Offline MPTheory

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« Reply #150 on: June 21, 2004, 04:28:08 PM »
haha.. Damn dude, Why you gotta be waistin my flavor?  hahaha.
Thats just way to close to home man.. way to close to home.  I guess Im not really broke any more, but I\'m sure as hell not rollin in the dough.

This man is right Titan.  And I dont care how friggin horrible it sounds.  Alot, not all, but alot of girls (all the way to when they are considered women) look at whatcha got on the outside.

When people say "its whats on the inside that counts"  they\'re usually either ugly, or just trying to make an ugly person happy.  Its basically just something ugly people say :)

sorry ugly people.

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« Reply #151 on: June 21, 2004, 04:33:28 PM »
I live in a rich town but live in the middle class area. I work at a local drug store at a whopping 6.75 an hour, drive a Thunderbird (nice car though. lotsa power). There are a lot of girls that think I\'m cute but too many of the chicks I\'m friends with look for a real relationship and not just hook up like I do. I have great trouble finding chicks to hook up with (a nice number of 0). But the girls that do go for guys that drive BMWs and Mercedes in my town. I think I\'m the only Junior this year that worked his ass off to buy his own car. Everyone elses parents bought their kids the most expensive car. That\'s so flipping annoying. Then they get all the chicks. I don\'t get it. But that\'s life. There is one more girl that does like me but is playing hard to get (long story, but I need to go out in a second so I\'ll post when I get back).
« Last Edit: June 21, 2004, 04:35:11 PM by Titan »
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« Reply #152 on: June 21, 2004, 04:38:48 PM »
hmmm... cool your jets there Titan.. You have to ease your way in.  (Figurativley speaking)  Don\'t expect to just "hook up" with some girl one night.  That doesnt happen for a Novice like yourself. Not unless you pay for it, and I dont dont think (I hope) you dont want to do that. Please tell me you dont want to do that.  ;)
How old are you again?

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« Reply #153 on: June 21, 2004, 05:32:16 PM »
17 and I don\'t pa.......:).......I don\'t pay people to hook up. Its weird. I\'ve given friends kind of advice and helped them get together with girls or girls with guys (girl and my best friend) but none of the stuff I use to get them together works for me. I dunno. I\'ll find someone someday.

There is a girl that likes me and she kissed me one day after school when I saw her. I asked her out and she said yes. She called me that night and said she wanted to get to know me before we commit. Then two days later, we were on a class trip for the weekend and I was talking to her and she said she didn\'t want a boyfriend for a while. Now we hardly talk. She smiles when I see her and we hug and stuff and talk every so often. I don\'t know what\'s gonna happen with me and her.
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« Reply #154 on: June 21, 2004, 07:50:08 PM »
Chicks dig confidence and somebody that can make them laugh. You can get away with a lot with those two things.

Also, I stated we hired a handful of new people at my job, well one chick is new and moving down the street from me, and she appears to be the biggest skank ever. She said she saw me the other day, and that we should have a \'slumber party\' at her house and get drunk.

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« Reply #155 on: June 21, 2004, 08:20:03 PM »
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Chicks dig confidence and somebody that can make them laugh. You can get away with a lot with those two things.



Also, I stated we hired a handful of new people at my job, well one chick is new and moving down the street from me, and she appears to be the biggest skank ever. She said she saw me the other day, and that we should have a \'slumber party\' at her house and get drunk.

:grin:


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2. Do it.. just make sure you bag it... You will thank me later.

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« Reply #156 on: June 21, 2004, 11:16:58 PM »
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She said she saw me the other day, and that we should have a \'slumber party\' at her house and get drunk.

:grin:


Dude, invite me and I\'ll bring all my Target skanks. It\'ll be great!

;)

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« Reply #157 on: June 21, 2004, 11:51:07 PM »
Haha...

Ok... here\'s the gameplan for the chick at work that I\'m chasing. When she gets back from Nebraska, I\'m going to ask her to be my date to go to the Warped Tour. It\'s going to be pretty gutsy, cuz she said she\'s going, therefore I\'m sure she has plans to go with other people, but this is my only window.

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« Reply #158 on: June 22, 2004, 04:44:48 AM »
You know... You dont have to actually say "Will you be my DATE for the warped tou?"  You could simply ask her to go with you.  It would just sound like something from an early 80\'s flick or something.

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« Reply #159 on: June 22, 2004, 04:57:05 AM »
I wanted to post something...but how many freakin\' pages is this?

Oh screw it.


She broke up with you to be with me. :p
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« Reply #160 on: June 22, 2004, 08:36:43 AM »
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Chicks dig confidence and somebody that can make them laugh. You can get away with a lot with those two things.


Got one of those. A lot of girls think I\'m funny. I think they\'re crazy. I\'m more sarcastic about a lot of stuff. Eh, whatever. But I find out these chicks like(d) me AFTER they get a boyfriend :rolleyes:
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« Reply #161 on: June 22, 2004, 08:44:20 AM »
thats because you never make a move guy!  haha

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« Reply #162 on: June 22, 2004, 08:45:02 AM »
*kicks MP theory in the face for pointing out the obvious*
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« Reply #163 on: June 29, 2004, 09:58:54 PM »
*UPDATE* (6/29/04)

First lets look back at where are hero last left off...


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*UPDATE* (6/19/04)

Alright... well... The thing with this new girl at work isn\'t looking as well as I had hoped. See, we hired a handful of new people, and one is a guy who I have sort of taken under my wing and been a real nice friend to as he adjusts to working and even living in Vegas (he just moved here from CA). Well today at work, we\'re talking and he says,

"Oh man, I went to the mall today with the hottest chick ever"

I ask, "Really, who?"

He replies, "Here, I got a picture of her"

*he reaches for his cellphone, and shows to me a picture of none other than this girl at work that I planned on pursuing*

Me, "Ah... crap."

Him, "You don\'t think she\'s pretty?"

Me, "No, she\'s hot. Its just... well I wanted to get with her :) ."

Him, "Oh... I know man, she\'s so gorgeous. Can you help me out?"

Me, "Uh... as much I as I don\'t want to, I\'ll do my best."

Okay, so that was the jist of it. I\'d feel so bad trying to fight with this guy for her, mainly cuz I\'m leaving in less than 2 months anyways, and well I\'ve been a good friend to him so far. The thing is, he doesn\'t need my help. Now, as much as you all like to think it, I\'m not gay, but this guy is pretty good looking and is even pretty buff. I really don\'t feel like going through some rollercoaster ride and try to compete with him, I don\'t have the time, and I don\'t really have the confidence at this point.

So far I have only spoken with this girl and had small conversations, and have made her laugh quite a lot. I think she understands that I like her at this point, if not, the \'work hotline\' really is slower than I thought.

Also, there is another chick at work that seems pretty in to me. Actually wait, I know she likes me. She doesn\'t look as good as the chick mentioned above, but she\'s not bad. At this point, I really don\'t know if I want to bother trying to get with her, chances are I\'ll just put up some \'friends zone\' wall for her. Dunno really.

And lastly, my ex\'s best friend is talking to me a lot more than usual. :shy:

I\'m in the twilight zone right now. I guess priority one is still trying to hook up with the new hottie.

:sconf:


Alrighty...

Well apparently the guy that was chasing the girl I liked threw in the towel. He told me that he just doesn\'t think that she\'d ever like him more than a friend.

Then she comes back from Nebraska.

I\'m walking into work and he comes up to me happily and says, "Guess who\'s back?!". So he\'s back in action and still pursuing her once again, as soon as I felt extremely comfortable with my chances.

Well the good news was that she was back, and I had my chance to really talk to her and lay some sort of a foundation. And thats exactly what I did.

We talked the entire day practically about everything. I easily made her laugh every other sentence that came out of my mouth, and one time she actually had to stop bagging because she was laughing so hard. I even left a small window open for her and told her she was more than welcome to join me and my friends to go to the Warped Tour on the 4th of July.

There were other minute details, lots of eye contact, smiling, and all that gushy shit. In the meanwhile, the other guy was just so shy and didn\'t talk to her the entire day.

At the end of the day we said bye and she almost tried to hit me with her car; in a cute way of course.

Later on I go to the gym with my buddies and they invite me to go see Spiderman 2, and would you believe it, that girl is also coming! However... so is the other guy... So Friday night is going to be ridiculously interesting, and it\'ll probably look like the final round of Elimidate or something.

From the bits and pieces that I\'ve picked up is that she\'s pretty hard to get, but everybody agrees that I have the best shot out of anybody at my work. Moreso than the other guy because he\'s younger than her, doesn\'t drive, and is just not her type in general.

I\'m sure they\'ll be an update on Friday.

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« Reply #164 on: June 29, 2004, 11:21:47 PM »
Once I was on a boat with some friends and there was this guy screamin "Come to the back of the boat!"

 

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