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Offline SwifDi
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« Reply #210 on: July 03, 2004, 12:05:59 AM »
Today we saw Spiderman 2 together with some friends and her. I did the ol\' "Yawn and put arm around her" routine, and it went very well. My arms are long so I had no place to rest them but her ass/thigh. Also holding hands, and all that other good stuff.

Hah... my ex called me before the movie. Man it felt good to just smile, and dump the cell in my pocket and not care, as I put my arm around an entirely new girl.

This chick rocks.
« Last Edit: July 03, 2004, 12:20:18 AM by SwifDi »
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« Reply #211 on: July 03, 2004, 12:29:00 AM »
That "arm routine" sounds pretty cheesy, but hey... Im not one to say what does and doesnt work on girls.
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« Reply #212 on: July 03, 2004, 12:30:42 AM »
Its cheesy, but it works. Because I yawned and did it, she thought it was cute, so that gave me an edge. The yawn was very sarcastic. Besides, its much better than if I did it out of the blue and risk creating an awkward situation for the both of us.
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« Reply #213 on: July 03, 2004, 12:46:03 AM »
I use the "sneeze and my penis falls out" routine

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« Reply #214 on: July 03, 2004, 12:46:52 AM »
Did you try the hole in the popcorn tub/ penis trick? ;)
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« Reply #215 on: July 03, 2004, 09:02:02 AM »
Hmm... sounds intriguing. I\'ll give it a shot.
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« Reply #216 on: July 03, 2004, 05:03:21 PM »
Make sure you do it when you go to the movie with a girl though.
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« Reply #217 on: July 03, 2004, 05:06:25 PM »
too late, he tried it on Stapler
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« Reply #218 on: July 03, 2004, 07:09:54 PM »
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Originally posted by SwifDi
Today we saw Spiderman 2 together with some friends and her. I did the ol\' "Yawn and put arm around her" routine, and it went very well. My arms are long so I had no place to rest them but her ass/thigh. Also holding hands, and all that other good stuff.


Such a cliche move but it really does work which is funny. Hats off to you swif.
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« Reply #219 on: July 06, 2004, 05:48:06 AM »
damn man, you must have monkey arms, unless she is really short.  From the shoulder to the ass?  Jebus stretch armstrong!

Congrats, now all you have to do is hizit that shiznit! ;)
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« Reply #220 on: July 06, 2004, 07:32:41 AM »
swif..you are one smooth cat..when you get some time get some pics of this shorty..now all you gotta do is get the thongs playa! ;)
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« Reply #221 on: July 06, 2004, 10:29:43 AM »
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damn man, you must have monkey arms, unless she is really short.  From the shoulder to the ass?  Jebus stretch armstrong!

 


Well she leaned into me, so that made things easier. I do have really long forearms though... Hehehe...



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swif..you are one smooth cat..when you get some time get some pics of this shorty...


I\'ll bring my camera on our date... and I\'ll update this thread :)
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« Reply #222 on: July 06, 2004, 01:00:58 PM »
Try to get some upskirt shots...
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« Reply #223 on: July 06, 2004, 05:35:52 PM »
Not to mention down the shirt shots.
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« Reply #224 on: July 07, 2004, 05:07:09 PM »
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