Author Topic: Ugh... I\'m pissed... (Final) (Read 11838 times)

« **Reply #195 on:** July 01, 2004, 11:06:16 AM »

Do you actually believe shes hotter?

MPTheory · « **Reply #196 on:** July 01, 2004, 11:13:05 AM »

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Originally posted by SwifDi
This girl is so awesome... She\'s almost like the entire opposite of my ex, except even hotter. She\'s not a big church girl, she cusses, and she\'s so much more down to earth.

I haven\'t felt this way in awhile, its pretty sweet.

Oh god.. your speaking crazy (oh my god im gonna marry this girl) talk already man. Tisk Tisk Tisk Di... you did not listen to a word we said Charlie.

Everyone... Get ready for "ugh Im pissed part 5"

I hate to say is Di, but your setting yourself up already. DONT GET ATTACHHHEEED!!! for your own sake!

Congrats on the victory though. Hit that shiat Raw Dawg and Bail!

« **Reply #197 on:** July 01, 2004, 11:13:15 AM »

and hopefully not all hung up about using her mouth

*crosses fingers for Vapors sake

MPTheory · « **Reply #198 on:** July 01, 2004, 11:27:59 AM »

for vapor\'s snake

videoholic · « **Reply #199 on:** July 01, 2004, 11:43:26 AM »

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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
A crudely drawn picture would hardly do SwifDi justice, though. I think the best plan of attack would be to take a photo of ones penis, then write ones phone number on the back of it.

Or you could just write your phone number on your penis and take a picture of it. Although Freestylah probably wouldn\'t be able to get much more than the area code written down. I of course could include the country code.

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Originally posted by SwifDi
This girl is so awesome... She\'s almost like the entire opposite of my ex, except even hotter.

:nopics:

Bobs_Hardware · « **Reply #200 on:** July 01, 2004, 05:35:04 PM »

Man that\'d be a GREAT way to start a relationship. By parading her around for all us guys to fiddle with ourselves over.

Stapler better just make sure she finds out about it.

« **Reply #201 on:** July 01, 2004, 11:03:43 PM »

Stapler knows better.

I\'ll try and get pics soon I guess.

« **Reply #202 on:** July 02, 2004, 09:34:33 AM »

Are gonna try and "bag" her? sorry had to say it.

« **Reply #203 on:** July 02, 2004, 10:24:43 AM »

:shy:

« **Reply #204 on:** July 02, 2004, 10:44:57 AM »

Have you thought about protection if soo did you decide on Paper or plastic....

CHIZZY · « **Reply #205 on:** July 02, 2004, 11:36:43 AM »

Do one thing for me, kid...when you\'re hittin\' that shit doggy-style, and you\'re gettin\' ready to blow the top of her head off with your baby batter, think of Theomen naked and greased up beggin for your man-load... you could probably last another 10 minutes or so...

Oh, wait... that might not work for you, sissy boy.

« **Reply #206 on:** July 02, 2004, 12:41:01 PM »

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Originally posted by CHIZZY
Do one thing for me, kid...when you\'re hittin\' that shit doggy-style, and you\'re gettin\' ready to blow the top of her head off with your baby batter, think of Theomen naked and greased up beggin for your man-load... you could probably last another 10 minutes or so...

Oh, wait... that might not work for you, sissy boy.

He\'d blow as soon as theomen popped into his mind.

« **Reply #207 on:** July 02, 2004, 12:51:19 PM »

Does she have nice cans or melons? I\'ll bet she is a real peice of meat. You can have little pet quotes at work. Heh baby lets cruz over to the dairy department and milk a cow... Or come over to the ......

Alright Im done grocery store jokes are hard to come by!

« **Reply #208 on:** July 02, 2004, 01:36:16 PM »

Haha... well she used to be a soccer player..

(whoa, hooray for irony, she just called as I was typing)

But yeah, she\'s the epitome of hotness. I\'ll hook you guys up with pics since I love you all.

« **Reply #209 on:** July 03, 2004, 12:01:13 AM »

*Prepares to masturbate the neighbors dog.*

Hello

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