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« Reply #60 on: June 14, 2004, 11:26:25 AM »
take a dump on her sister

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« Reply #61 on: June 14, 2004, 01:11:15 PM »
It happens to us all, we tried to warn you, espically me, but when you meet that girl you are blind to it. Welcome to your first ex, the one that will hurt the worse. It is even worse when you realize that she is probably sucking some dude off right now and swallowing his baby gravy...Or that she could of been sucking some dude off the whole time you was together and talking about a future.

That or when you think of some dude pounding her from behind and her moaning his name. That never helps either. Best thing for you to do is go sleep with some random person and get over it, because she used you...

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« Reply #62 on: June 14, 2004, 01:13:26 PM »
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That or when you think of some dude pounding her from behind and her moaning his name. That never helps either.


Dude, seriously. :confused:

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« Reply #63 on: June 14, 2004, 01:18:33 PM »
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It happens to us all, we tried to warn you, espically me, but when you meet that girl you are blind to it. Welcome to your first ex, the one that will hurt the worse. It is even worse when you realize that she is probably sucking some dude off right now and swallowing his baby gravy...Or that she could of been sucking some dude off the whole time you was together and talking about a future.

That or when you think of some dude pounding her from behind and her moaning his name. That never helps either. Best thing for you to do is go sleep with some random person and get over it, because she used you...


Wow LIC such compansion such love...... You should have been a nurse or maybe a counsuler with the type of love and understanding you have I mean its amazing......... Why dont you go jump out of a plane.... :p
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« Reply #64 on: June 14, 2004, 01:22:11 PM »
Well, it\'s true. On the average, a woman starts to explore her sexuality on the second and third man. If you was her first or even second, there is a high chance that at any given moment she is having some wild sex. It\'s reality and it hurts, but you have to accept it. I know I did and all the other guy\'s on this forum have accepted it about their first ex... Your best bet is to sit and think about the worst possible scenario and just figure it is happening.   Mine was simple..

Her, being pounded from behind and gettin\' off.. Your\'s may be something else, her saying she loves another guy, while he gets off on her face or whatever. Whatever it is, just figure that it s happening iand she is being a tramp and you\'ll be fine, because the more you hate her, the easier it is to get over her.

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« Reply #65 on: June 14, 2004, 01:23:39 PM »
Hah... I\'m actually doing pretty well, I woke up this morning feeling rather good.

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« Reply #66 on: June 14, 2004, 01:27:09 PM »
Good, but trust me, here in abit you will start to miss her again. Most likely when you find yourself going to the movieS with guy friends and you look behind you and some dude is about to score with his girlfriend (which, knowing your luck, will be your whore of an EX).  Trust me, you need random, meaningless sexual relationships. You are young, don\'t blow it on these trivial highschool ho-bags, who have no clue what they want either. Go, explore. Get your first STD and pregancy scare done with.

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« Reply #67 on: June 14, 2004, 01:59:09 PM »
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Lakers better win tonight for me. I can\'t fall into a greater state of depression.





i remember when i broke up with my gf of almost 2 years, i thought the same, england was playing brazil in the world cup, i thought watching them would make me feel a bit better ........ they lost
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« Reply #68 on: June 14, 2004, 02:05:22 PM »
Like I said, I expect you to be able to hang with us now whenever we call.

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« Reply #69 on: June 14, 2004, 02:05:23 PM »
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Good, but trust me, here in abit you will start to miss her again. Most likely when you find yourself going to the movieS with guy friends and you look behind you and some dude is about to score with his girlfriend (which, knowing your luck, will be your whore of an EX).  Trust me, you need random, meaningless sexual relationships. You are young, don\'t blow it on these trivial highschool ho-bags, who have no clue what they want either. Go, explore. Get your first STD and pregancy scare done with.


The funny thing about LIC is what he is saying is true but the words he chooses to get his point accross are just crazy.

Some people have no idea what love is. It is not something you just fall in and out of. Guys are really the emotional ones. Because a women will come out and be blunt and up front with how she feels about you.

Relationships are hard. You get so use to someone. You know everything about them. What they like and dislike. All the time you spent with eachother. For someone to one day wake up out of the blue and say hey it\'s over. Shows you that the person has no idea what love is.

It\'s hard but you will find that person who will love you for you. It takes time I have not been in a serious relationship in about 8 months but I am dating and I do have female friends I hang out with.

I just don\'t want to get emotional attatched to someone any time soon. And I also want to get to know me and find out what kind of person I am. I enjoy buying my own movie ticket and dinner. If  I only got 40 bucks and I want to go to a show and dinner I know I can afford it and have change to spare.

In college you will meet a lot of girls who are friends with benefits.
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« Reply #70 on: June 14, 2004, 03:28:10 PM »
Erase her phone number. The last thing you wanna do when your drunk or lonely or both is send her some stupid message or call her, it\'ll just make things worse, take it from me who knows! Seriously though, sleep with some random chick, like this girl at work, but dont get into anythin for at least 6months
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« Reply #71 on: June 14, 2004, 03:57:56 PM »
Plus you know how much it sucks when you are about to climax all over your chick and the phone rings?

Well that\'s what you\'d be doing to the dude banging her.
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« Reply #72 on: June 14, 2004, 04:49:00 PM »
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It happens to us all, we tried to warn you, espically me, but when you meet that girl you are blind to it. Welcome to your first ex, the one that will hurt the worse. It is even worse when you realize that she is probably sucking some dude off right now and swallowing his baby gravy...Or that she could of been sucking some dude off the whole time you was together and talking about a future.

That or when you think of some dude pounding her from behind and her moaning his name. That never helps either. Best thing for you to do is go sleep with some random person and get over it, because she used you...

LMAO... Wow. And we talk about censorship. Geez. That about the worst thing you could have told him. I mean i know exactly what you are saying and honestly, that shit is the worst thing you could think of after you break up with most people (well at least when youre younger).

Sorry swif man. But did you take eachother\'s verginity or did she just take yours? That would answer a lot. Pardon me if this has already been answered.
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« Reply #73 on: June 14, 2004, 07:37:41 PM »
take a dump on her car\'s doorhandles

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« Reply #74 on: June 14, 2004, 08:26:54 PM »
I need LIC forget to take his medication today.

 

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