That\'s the worst come back in history.
First of all, I think I would know the difference between a piece of flab dangling beneath your ugly face, and an integral part of my girlfriends genitals. So no, I am no actually thinking of that particular part of my girlfriends anatomy.
Second of all, I don\'t know what the hell you\'ve been licking all those times, but I think I figured out why your girlfriend dumped you. Either that, or she has a form of cancer. Delicious cancer. Most clitii don\'t actually resemble roast beef in the least.
Do you cry while you masturbate?