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« on: October 25, 2004, 05:33:39 PM »
Stood in line for 25 whole minutes at EB (I paid in full last week).  

Graphically it looks about the same.  I\'ve only played 10 mins or so though.  The acting is actually kinda...good?  And they say the "f-word" and "n-word" a lot.  You have to picture me making the bunny ears with my fingers for that last sentence to be effective.  Lots more vehicles, meters for stamina, sex appeal, fat level, muscle level and more.  I wish I had more time to play.

The strategy guide for the game is friggin\' huge.  Probably interesting to look at, but I wouldn\'t pay money for it.  If I need a guide, I\'ll go to gamefaqs in a week or two and check for the entries by the mountain dew-driven faq writers.

Oddly-but-not-surprisingly enough, I saw several 12-13ish year old looking kids in line at EB with their mothers.  Jesus H. Christ, I wasn\'t even allowed to watch mtv at that age.
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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2004, 05:40:54 PM »
you dirty slut!  However, I would make sweet ghetto love to you for owning this game.  Give us some in depth impressions once you have some playing time

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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2004, 06:04:53 PM »
ur parents must have been pretty protective.......I\'ve been playing gta since the first one and im 13 now ( turning 14 in 5 days). And u werent even allowed to watch mtv until u were 13? I feel bad for you.... :(
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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2004, 06:37:11 PM »
Hah I went into Gamestop today to preorder Halo 2 and there were a buncha nerds there.  I soon found out it was for GTA:SA.

Spent about 7min in line and when I got to the register I told the guy I didn\'t know the game came out today and I just wanted to preorder Halo 2.  He asked his manager something behind the counter and they pulled out a shiny new copy of SA.  So I ended up spending about $55 instead of just $5. :p

Anyway, graphics still look like sh!t with a few tweaks here and there.  LANGUAGE IS RAUNCHY.  This definitely pushes the edge with anyone still living with their folks, watchy.

So far it\'s more fo the same; neat characters and look at the map for the next objective.  I hear Sam Jackson\'s and Chris Penn\'s voices so far, haven\'t noticed anyone else\'s.

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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2004, 06:41:38 PM »
^^LA LA LA LA... I CANT HEAR YOU!^^

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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2004, 08:24:13 PM »
I\'m salivating just thinking about this game. I pre-ordered so I\'m picking it up first thing tomorrow.

First thing I\'m gonna do is go on a huge rampage and steal some motorcycles, then jump them off of some huge cliffs or hills or whatever I can find.

yyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaayy it\'s like christmas

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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2004, 03:34:26 AM »
i wouldn\'t let my 13 year old child play GTA
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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2004, 03:46:19 AM »
Got the game also, there is no WAY my kid is playing it, I am usually pretty liberal with him (11 years old) but this game goes too far for kids. Talking about "Su(k my D!Ck" and "Fu*k" every other word, this game is pushing boundries, it is NOT like any other game of this series in this sence.
Having said that, the game is SWEET, I am totally digging, my favorite mission thus far was sweet and simple "Go Beat up the Crack Dealer"!:laughing:

Oh and the music :bounce:


Gotta love it!

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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2004, 05:03:29 AM »
...must...buy....now....
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2004, 06:49:22 AM »
would anyone like some impressions!!!   haha  in your faces
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2004, 07:36:37 AM »
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i wouldn\'t let my 13 year old child play GTA


u have a 13 y/o?
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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2004, 07:39:01 AM »
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u have a 13 y/o?


Nah its just from time to time the Australian government ship over Soulgrind to the US for mm to look after for about a week, something about letting the poor fellow see civilisation :p
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2004, 08:03:06 AM »
You still screwing mm ooseven, you really should stop. Your love for him is really starting to show through.
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« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2004, 08:11:15 AM »
mm\'s got a 13 yr-old locked in his closet
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« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2004, 10:58:57 AM »
So I played a little more.  No missions yet though, besides the first easy one you have to do in order to get a save point.  Just drove around for awhile.

Call me crazy, but I wish there was an 80s music station.  I will absolutely not be listening to the country music station.  Good stuff though.  I don\'t have my 5.1 sound hooked up right now, so I haven\'t checked to see if there\'s a 4.1 surround option like in Vice City.  I believe I saw something about dolby pro logic, which is only 2-channel?  But I dunno...anyhoo...

AI driving has improved.  There are highways with actual interchanges, though it\'s hard to see the signs, you almost have to stop in order to read them.  The other vehicles move faster than a snail this time.  They don\'t come to a graceful little halt if you block their way.

Working out is awesome.  Haven\'t eaten yet.  I probably should. I have no idea if I "have" to eat...will have to keep an eye on my health meter I guess.  After I worked out the civilians kept telling me I smelled, so there must be a way to take a shower.  Maybe a dip in the ocean, maybe change clothes?

Swimming is okay.  I\'m one who always hated the water levels in games.  Apparently there are 50 oysters to find under water, a la hidden packages.  It\'s actually a little corny to have CJ dive for oysters.  Notice I didn\'t say clams...ahem..chizzy.

I haven\'t poked around a whole lot, but I saw no reference to hidden packages or rampages.  

It\'ll be fun to figure out how to improve bike/motorcycle skill.  Don\'t know if there\'s a way to get respect without doing missions.

The environment is huge, as we already know.  I\'m going to have to mark on the map insert when I come across things like police bribes.

So I wish I was 16 again so I could ditch school and homework to play this game.  Ah crap, then I\'d have no money and would never get laid.  And my car insurance would be outrageous.  And I\'d have bad taste in cars and clothing.  Nevermind, I\'ll be grateful for the 2 hours a day I can play this game.
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