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Offline Blade
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« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2004, 01:07:34 PM »
I hope you\'ll be okay in the long run, Joe. :gman:
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« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2004, 03:08:37 PM »
Glad to hear you aren\'t seriously hurt for a while.
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« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2004, 07:41:43 PM »
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You had to pay for a rental car?  I get a car free for the day just getting my oil changed at our BMW dealership.

Just for getting your oil changed? Wow. *shakes head*

Anyway

How does that feel gman? Ive never "borked" a rib before.
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« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2004, 02:20:11 AM »
Sure they do.  And they try to give you nicer cars than the one you have or the same car.  That way you can see what the new cars drive like. Although the past two times we got 323s which are pretty darn slow.
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« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2004, 05:12:29 AM »
I\'ve had borken ribs twice. Hurts like hell. It seems to get worse before it gets better, too. The first time, I did it snowboarding, broke 3 ribs, rode an hour home in the back of a Blazer, and since we were having a blizzard, I had to shovel 12 apartment complexes the next day. 9 hours heavy, wet snow knee deep. My boss at the time wouldn\'t believe that I was hurt, so he said I was fired if I didn\'t show up. Ach.

It\'s weird, but that shit will still be burning 2 months from now.
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« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2004, 06:04:36 AM »
Yeah, it hurtsa little more than yesterday.

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Just for getting your oil changed? Wow. *shakes head*

Anyway

How does that feel gman? Ive never "borked" a rib before.


General tightness and discomfort on the ribs at first. Feels like a pulled muscle. THe next day, you can really feel where it hurts. It\'s not the muscle, it\'s the bone. Feels like someone had punched you and the pain doesn\'t go away. Today, it hurts bad. I have to sleep sitting up so I don\'t roll over.

But if you looked at me, I look normal. I can do most things except pull things, tie my shoe (or anything that causes movement on the rib cage).
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« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2004, 06:07:01 AM »
glad to hear you and the wifey are ok gman...still able to tell jokes in the face of danger eh?..;)
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« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2004, 06:11:22 AM »
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glad to hear you and the wifey are ok gman...still able to tell jokes in the face of danger eh?..;)


:) Hell yea! I told her she was probably distracted by my boner as she was driving.
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« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2004, 11:36:24 AM »
Any person naturally world be, being that its small in size. They\'d have to look extra hard to find it.
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« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2004, 11:44:34 AM »
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Any person naturally world be, being that its small in size. They\'d have to look extra hard to find it.


Well, you choked on it last week.
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« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2004, 12:05:05 PM »
i have a small mouth...  "sniff"


and i don\'t like talking about it.
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« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2004, 09:22:51 PM »
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i have a small mouth...  "sniff"


and i don\'t like talking about it.


Shut up and keep sucking. :p
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« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2004, 10:26:27 PM »
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There were women involved. \'Nuff said. ;)


Thank you Sam...I almost hit a car once though...thats not helping the womens side much, help me out women. *searches for women*  Nevermind, closest thing to a woman here is Omen and he doesn\'t count.  People say women are worse drivers than men, and I am starting to agree.  My mom scares me to death when she drives...
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« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2004, 11:29:14 PM »
Statistically, men [younger age] are the cause of MANY more accidents than women. That\'s a misconception.

BUT...:( :( :(...I\'m really sorry to hear about your horrid car adventures Gman. The good thing is, you\'re alive. Just last week sometime at nite, some 16 year old kid hit this old man about 200 feet from my doorstep and killed the man on impact. The kid wasn\'t drunk, high, or anything, and there were no bad weather conditions. He just...wasn\'t paying attention.

It\'s really depressing that these things happen all the time. There\'s even this place where I live in my city called "Blood ALley" because someone dies on that street every single day. THE PEOPLE HERE SUCK AT DRIVING!! But again...it\'s good that you\'re ok...

The moral of the story is...Dodge sucks ;)
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« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2004, 01:18:26 AM »
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Statistically, men [younger age] are the cause of MANY more accidents than women. That\'s a misconception.

See DeAnna, at least one woman helped you out. :p
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