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Offline THX
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« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2004, 01:24:45 AM »
Personally, a woman that can drive really good or just drive stick is a turn on for me.  You guys are gay.

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« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2004, 05:24:16 AM »
I got rear-ended 2 weeks ago by a woman who tailgated me for 2 miles. She lasted two intersections before she hit me. I was going 35 mph in the city, and I couldn\'t see her headlights behind me, she was so close. I kept saying, "this bitch is gonna hit me!". Sure enough...BAM! I said, "what the f*ck is wrong with you?!? You tailgated me since Hertel Ave!" Her response:

"I\'m sorry, I was in a hurry to get home, and wasn\'t paying attention..."

All this happened with a cop directly behind her.

All\'s well that ends well, she coughed up the $650 and my Blazer is fixed....

I saw a chick cradling a celly on her shoulder, no seat belt, putting on makeup while driving to work today. :eek:
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« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2004, 05:31:14 AM »
Statistally, women don\'t get INTO accidents as much as men....but I think they cause more accidents then men do. And there\'s no way to measure that since they left the scene or don\'t even know what they did.
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« Reply #33 on: December 21, 2004, 09:47:29 AM »
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Personally, a woman that can drive really good or just drive stick is a turn on for me.  You guys are gay.

Girls that drive stick and like it are sexy.... that is if they arent hideous. Then they are just good friends :p.

Supposedly women have better peripheral vision while men have better depth of field perception. Whether that makes much of a difference in driving or not, i dont know since both are used.

In terms of driving poorly id say its kind of a mixed bag. Women dont drive as well but they are more timid and thats one reason why they get into less accidents i guess. Everytime my mother gets into a situation with a bad driver she always reffers to them as "she." *shrugs*
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« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2004, 04:01:23 PM »
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« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2004, 07:50:39 PM »
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
I got rear-ended 2 weeks ago by a woman who tailgated me for 2 miles. She lasted two intersections before she hit me. I was going 35 mph in the city, and I couldn\'t see her headlights behind me, she was so close. I kept saying, "this bitch is gonna hit me!". Sure enough...BAM! I said, "what the f*ck is wrong with you?!? You tailgated me since Hertel Ave!" Her response:

"I\'m sorry, I was in a hurry to get home, and wasn\'t paying attention..."

All this happened with a cop directly behind her.

All\'s well that ends well, she coughed up the $650 and my Blazer is fixed....

I saw a chick cradling a celly on her shoulder, no seat belt, putting on makeup while driving to work today. :eek:




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« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2004, 11:27:43 AM »
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
I got rear-ended 2 weeks ago by a woman who tailgated me for 2 miles. She lasted two intersections before she hit me. I was going 35 mph in the city, and I couldn\'t see her headlights behind me, she was so close. I kept saying, "this bitch is gonna hit me!". Sure enough...BAM! I said, "what the f*ck is wrong with you?!? You tailgated me since Hertel Ave!" Her response:

"I\'m sorry, I was in a hurry to get home, and wasn\'t paying attention..."

All this happened with a cop directly behind her.

All\'s well that ends well, she coughed up the $650 and my Blazer is fixed....

I saw a chick cradling a celly on her shoulder, no seat belt, putting on makeup while driving to work today. :eek:


i feel ya chizz...i\'ve had scenario\'s where drivers in general tend to think that if i\'m on the highway and following another car and i leave some space between myself and the car mentioned, they think that small opening is big enough for them to squeeze in...i hate when drivers do that s**t.....s**t is even more crazy in the rain or snow....
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