I was at this girl\'s b-day party this one time. I told myself I wouldn\'t drink that much. I had 1 Smirnoff...and then that turned into 7. I then proceeded to have 3 shots of Tequila, 4 shots of Vodka. My friend let me give her 3 body shots. Then 15 minutes later I had 4 Peach Shnapps (sp?). Some of the girls were playing strip Twister in the middle of the living room. I walked over to them only to fall through the big naked pile of girls when I lost my balance.
I had naked chics all over me, but I couldn\'t tell what was going on. I got up, stumbled outside, puke over the balcony and pissed on some neighbor\'s plants below. And then went back inside and had 2 more Smirnoffs. This girl was trying to make out with me, and she made me give her 2 more body shots of Tequila and lime.
I had to puke again, so I thought I was getting close to the toilet, but I puke 10 feet from it [I could have sworn it was closer but my head was spinning]. I puked and puked and then puked some more. I puked for a solid 15 minutes until nothing more came out. I drank a lot of water, trying to soothe the burning in my throat. I then I had more shots of Vodka and a swig of Jack Daniels. I couldn\'t see straight, and things started to go black.
I went to go puke again, but this time I was heaving blood. That wasn\'t good. I went to the cupboards to find some food with bread in it, only to realize the only thing in the house was alcohol. That sucked ass. I drank about a gallon of water and then crashed on the couch. My friends got drunk and kicked out all of the supports of the balcony guard. Pieces everywhere. I eventually fell asleep, covered in blood, and I slept on someone else\'s vomit. I woke up and felt like I had died. Some stole my damn blanket while I was sleeping, and some bitch ass drunk guy was trying to get me to go to breakfast with him at 3 in the morning. I said go to hell and he left.
I don\'t like the taste of alcohol anymore. I don\'t drink. I hate drinking. And there you go...
