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« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2005, 11:59:59 AM »
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When I was 18-19 I used to babysit this kid.  When the parents came home, dad would always crash in bed.  Thanks to a few screwdrivers, I had a couple pretty good makeout sessions with the milf.  

I can\'t believe I just said milf.


*gets image in my head* Um...be right back.
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« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2005, 12:56:56 PM »
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When I was 18-19 I used to babysit this kid.  When the parents came home, dad would always crash in bed.  Thanks to a few screwdrivers, I had a couple pretty good makeout sessions with the milf.  

I can\'t believe I just said milf.

And that, besides puking on myself at a bowling alley, is the only notable experience that\'s come from drinking.


That\'s hot.....was the bowling alley Voelker\'s by any chance?



...oh, that thing with the MILF was pretty sweet too.
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« Reply #32 on: February 01, 2005, 04:41:09 PM »
Sara, you got pics?
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« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2005, 04:44:44 PM »
Titan, you\'re a sad man.
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« Reply #34 on: February 01, 2005, 04:53:20 PM »
Why, do you have pics?
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« Reply #35 on: February 01, 2005, 10:24:12 PM »
:laughing: :laughing:
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« Reply #36 on: February 02, 2005, 09:06:52 AM »
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That\'s hot.....was the bowling alley Voelker\'s by any chance?


Nah, it was a bowling alley back in Wichita.  Though I\'ve been to Voelker\'s a time or two.

Titan, do you want pictures of me making out with the milf?  Because I have none.  Only memories, dear boy...only memories.  I might be able to arrange a pic of myself.
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« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2005, 11:02:48 AM »
*fwap fwap fwap.
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« Reply #38 on: February 02, 2005, 01:57:05 PM »
then I can photo shop the GISN pic of me into it, and it\'ll look like Sara and I are gett\'n busy
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« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2005, 06:18:29 PM »
today I went down to my boat to clean up after the drinking....evidentally I miss judged how much I drank, I took the cup that I had been doing "shots" with and measured how much I was pouring with a shot glass, and each one of my drinks was 5-6 shots.  So it turns out that I did roughly 10-12 shots of Tequilla and 3-4 shots of Rum within 30 minutes.

At least I didn\'t die

just looked up my BA level, and I was over .30 and she was at roughly .45

once again, lucky we didn\'t die
« Last Edit: February 02, 2005, 06:24:08 PM by theomen »
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« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2005, 06:31:51 PM »
Gah...you guys and your drinking:rolleyes: (and I know that you said you never drink, so that isn\'t directed towards you)...
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« Reply #41 on: February 02, 2005, 06:41:15 PM »
I think my sperm is retarded now....
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« Reply #42 on: February 02, 2005, 07:10:17 PM »
Hahaha... Swif your such a dork dude.
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« Reply #43 on: February 02, 2005, 07:11:30 PM »
You will be glad to know... 5 seconds after I called Swif a dork I took a big swig out of a beer bottle with a CIGARETTE BUTT IN IT!!!!


I spit it out all over my laptop.
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« Reply #44 on: February 02, 2005, 07:14:38 PM »
awsome
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