Thomen is horribly hung over.....

I never, ever drink but last night I was hanging out with a chick on my boat and we decided to break out the boozeage.  She had never had a drink before, and I haven\'t drank in years.  She started off with something light, we split a Smirnoff Ice.  Then we moved on to a large rum and coke (double shot of rum)....than came the tequilla, we both slammed a triple shot, and she was a little tipsy but I felt nothing, I actually thought she was just joking around with her level of drunkness.  We started to watch a movie, and that lastesd a whole 5-10 minutes then we kind of coaxed eachother into another triple shot of tequila and that was a bad idea.

We spent the rest of the nighte so incredibly drunk that it was hilarious.  Neither of us could walk well.  Actually she couldn\'t stand, I could walk, and surprisingly my vocabulary was still absolutly amazing and I didn\'t slur at all, even though I was thrashed.  She had to walk to the bathroom a couple of times and I helped her stumble there, while we almost both ended up in the fridged water several times.

Then we were both just dying, it was so cold we were just hudled on the floor of the cabin holding eachother and shivering so bad.  We had a heater on and had blankets but were still freezing.  She was so drunk that was speaking in tongues and her breathing was horribly erratic (that was actually scary)

We woke up and we covered in food that we evidentally kicked off the table,  and we both had a lovely smell to go along with our hang overs.

But at least I\'ve learned that 8 shots in 30 minutes, not a good idea for me.

Anyone elese out there have some drinking stories to make me feel better?  I\'m looking in Chizz\'s direction.

dp

[Titan]

When I got drunk, I slurred my words and didn\'t have any sense of time. I was sitting on the couch at my brothers apartment with his friends and we were watching a League of their Own. I think I said Rosie O\'Donnel was hot but I don\'t remember (please GOD say I didn\'t say that). I do remember saying that Maddonna looked pretty good. But for like 30 minutes I kept saying it was 1:15. 115 was the channel number. I was also sitting on the couch with my brothers girlfriend and we were drinking Hershey\'s syrup right out of the bottle. No wonder my stomach hurt so much the next morning. Fun night though.

[clips]

s**t omen did ya hit it? ...anyway 8 shots in a half hour?...yo, you\'re more of a trooper than i\'am...i usually down maybe 4 in about an hour when i\'m in the club...sorry i have no stories except years ago when i use to drink long island ice teas...i came in from a night of clubbin\' ripped out of my ass...and my stomach was just killin me..so i thought maybe if i drank some milk it coat my stomach..:rolleyes:   bad idea...as soon as the milk hit my stomach it came right back up..

now mind you i was already sitting face first in the toilet mouth wide the f**k open throwing up like my guts are coming out, even tho my face was pointed down when i came back up from vomiting it was s**t ALL over the walls. to this day i can\'t figure out how that happened since i was face first in the toilet..sheeit the milk on the walls looked like cottage cheese when it came back up....i didn\'t drink for about a month after that...

damn Titan....Rosie.....

@clips
naw no hitting of it, I really respect this chick (yeah, I\'m a pussy) and I didn\'t want to screw things up with a drunken slobber fest.

[Cerberus]

Real men don\'t get hangovers.

Soft tart

One time early last year, I was having a bad time, and a bad time is never augmented well by having a large bottle of island rum around.

My ex-girlgriend called, and while we had broken up, we still stayed friends, more or less. But I made the mistake of drinking. A lot. I started with shots, and after about five or six, I proceeded to take it straight.

I passed out somewhere along the line, while on the phone. She called me back the next day, wondering if I was okay, and she told me that I spent about a half hour saying nothing but "I love you." repeatedly.

Far from my finest moment.

[Titan]

Originally posted by Weltall
One time early last year, I was having a bad time, and a bad time is never augmented well by having a large bottle of island rum around.

My ex-girlgriend called, and while we had broken up, we still stayed friends, more or less. But I made the mistake of drinking. A lot. I started with shots, and after about five or six, I proceeded to take it straight.

I passed out somewhere along the line, while on the phone. She called me back the next day, wondering if I was okay, and she told me that I spent about a half hour saying nothing but "I love you." repeatedly.

Far from my finest moment.

That is major ownage.

Originally posted by theomen
damn Titan....Rosie.....
 

Did I mention I was really drunk? I\'m not 100% sure I said it. I may have been joking around or something. For my reputation, I hope I didn\'t say it.

well, at least you have the drunk excuse to fall back on.

The funny thing is that while I was drunk I never had my judgement influenced.  I didn\'t do anything stupid or do anything I regreted....besides the drinking part

I love you.. I love... yooouuu.. love you... lov.. ehhhh.. you.. I love you I love...

I can barely take 15 seconds of that, nevermind 30 minutes.

The first day of christmas break I went to a hotel party with friends and I drank like crazy. I came prepared, I brought flasky with me full of crown royal. But first, I downed a few shots of rum then had a beer. Then I discovered jello shots, I never had them before so I tried it, and I was like wtf I dont taste any alcohol so I had probably over 10 shots of that. Then I had 5 more beers, and then I started going nuts I couldnt control myself. I was being an ass falling on the ground laughing at people huddlin in the corner screamin "IM DYING" and then I got up and my friends wanted to go but I just kept going and started grabbing random shit and chugging it. THe last thing I remember before I left was I grabbed a bottle of everclear and took atleast 2 swigs, I didnt know it was everclear I thought it was vodka so it took me by suprise. Anyway while leaving I had to be helped out by my friends and I started kicking the air lol and they were trying to get me to my car (no I didnt drive) so anyways I got back to my friends house and they videotaped me and started asking me questions like "what do you think of *name*?" and I would say the most insulting things about them but it was funny. Then I started to pass out and I tried rolling over and it was hard just to do that so I used my leg as momentum and ended up kickin my friend in the head and chipping his tooth, I later said "I knocked that bitch out" lol. Well we were ready to go to sleep so my friend said Hal any last words? I said "I LOVE BITCHES" and had a hard time find the futon 3 feet from me to sleep on. Well in the middle of the night I threw up 5 times in my sleep, each time asking "dude what is this? is this my throw up?" and my friend had to clean it up everytime. I only made it in the trash can once because I passed out with my head in it. He also helped me walk to the bathroom a few times when I got out I kept walking into random rooms and saying "whos in here?" and it would be just an empty room my friend keeps his sugar glider and computer. Anyways, I decided in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom by myself but I mistook my friends mini fridge as a toilet, and I remember thinking to myself "this is a fucked up toilet" and hearing my piss hit the plastic and my friend heard it and said "dude Hal what the fuck" and had to hold a trash can for me while I pissed in it.

Needless to say the next morning sucked, the whole day sucked really.

Originally posted by Halberto
Anyways, I decided in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom by myself but I mistook my friends mini fridge as a toilet, and I remember thinking to myself "this is a fucked up toilet" and hearing my piss hit the plastic and my friend heard it and said "dude Hal what the fuck" and had to hold a trash can for me while I pissed in it.

lol

Thats a funny story, but have you ever heard of PARAGRAPHS???

A friend of mine bought a house with his sister and they had a house warming party.  I showed up an hour late so I thought time to catch up.

Started off the night drinking some Budweiser, went thru 4 in about 15-20 minutes.  Then I moved up to Natty which was another 3 in the next 15-20 minutes.  After that I had 5 Bud Ice\'s in 25 minutes.  Mix in shots of vodka, maddog, and a shot of everclear and you have a night.

Theres about 2 hours of the night that I don\'t remember.  I woke up with 2 mountain dew cans in my cargo pockets and a fractured wrist.  I guess I was crawling around the house on all fours, trying to play charades over my phone.  The word is I fractured my wrist by rolling a mountain dew can down the hand rail on the stairs then going after it.

Halberto takes the cake on stories so far.

Well I got a call from my drinking partner, and her parents were a bit pissed off at her for spending the night out with a sexay dude (they know me really well, her older brother was my best friend through out highschool), but she never told them about the alcohol.  Also, she\'s 19, 20 in Feb :eek:.

Anyways, evidentally she\'s all bruised up and we both are starting to haze out the details of the night.  Neither of use can figure out how we both ended up on the ground, or where/how we got our injuries (my hip feels like I chipped something)  We also kind of figured out the she was close to alchole poisoning because of her crazy breathing and constant dry heaving.  

good times.....

Mine is the kind of story I would only relate after a good deal of time has passed. My personal life since then has been one of discovery, and I\'ve learned a lot about myself that I didn\'t know. Most of it was good, some of it was painful.