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« on: March 08, 2005, 06:53:58 PM »
This is flat out sick... sorry.

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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2005, 07:07:11 PM »
that is bulls**t! why would you do something like that? s**t throw some hydrogen peroxide on the cut or some alcohol! naw i\'m not buying his mutant healin powers for a second..he has that whole team brainwashed into thinkin it\'s ok to lick an injured player wounds..........
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2005, 07:08:06 PM »
lol.... I know I said people never suprise me, but this one is an exception

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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2005, 07:29:45 PM »
I read somewhere hydrogen peroxide actually kills good blood cells along with bacteria infections.  So they recommend just using water only to clean cuts and wounds so the cell inside can kill the bacteria naturally and heal faster.  Thus the scar is less visible or severe....

Something about hydrogen peroxide will makes your wound dry up and it will longer to heal than just using water.
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2005, 08:10:44 PM »
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I read somewhere hydrogen peroxide actually kills good blood cells along with bacteria infections.  So they recommend just using water only to clean cuts and wounds so the cell inside can kill the bacteria naturally and heal faster.  Thus the scar is less visible or severe....

Something about hydrogen peroxide will makes your wound dry up and it will longer to heal than just using water.


hmmm..i didn\'t know that. learn something new every day...
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2005, 01:04:23 AM »
I could understand it if it was a male coach of a womans team. "You have a nasty gash between your legs let me lick it better" ;)

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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2005, 07:19:19 AM »
"We do know that animals lick their own wounds," she said. "And it may be that saliva has some healing properties. But my very strong recommendation is that you confine yourself to licking your own wounds."
Why would you even be licking your own wounds... :sconf:
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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2005, 08:14:52 AM »
It\'s an American thing...
\"In the last 12 months 100,000 private sector jobs have been lost and yet you\'ve created 30,000 public sector jobs. Prime Minister, you cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecidented engorgement of the unproductive bit. You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.\" - Daniel Hannan

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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2005, 08:30:20 AM »
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It\'s an American thing...


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Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2005, 09:34:26 AM »
you never sucked your finger after cuting it?
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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2005, 09:42:40 AM »
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you never sucked your finger after cuting it?

No, but once a shady looking guy tricked me into sucking his wang in a parking lot.

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Well, I guess I\'ve tried licking a cut finger then. But when I think of wound, I think Saving Private Ryan wound... hehe. I wouldn\'t wanna lick that. I mean, it\'s one thing to lick a very little cut on your finger - it\'s quite another to lick someone else\'s knee wound!
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2005, 03:34:16 PM »
teeheheh.. that was me.




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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2005, 05:02:17 PM »
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I read somewhere hydrogen peroxide actually kills good blood cells along with bacteria infections.  So they recommend just using water only to clean cuts and wounds so the cell inside can kill the bacteria naturally and heal faster.  Thus the scar is less visible or severe....

Something about hydrogen peroxide will makes your wound dry up and it will longer to heal than just using water.


I personally am not sure about that. Every cut I had that I treated with either hydrogen peroxide or some kind of antiseptic cream healed fine and quickly without scarring but the cuts I don\'t do anything with take longer to heal and I scar. Maybe it depends on a person\'s body chemistry.
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« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2005, 05:06:36 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2005, 06:18:53 PM »
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I personally am not sure about that. Every cut I had that I treated with either hydrogen peroxide or some kind of antiseptic cream healed fine and quickly without scarring but the cuts I don\'t do anything with take longer to heal and I scar. Maybe it depends on a person\'s body chemistry.

I didn\'t say not doing anything about it.  I say use water instead of hydrogen peroxide.  Use water to clean the cut and then wipe it off with a napkin or something.  If you add antibiotics, it helps heal faster.  But again, water with antibiotic is much better than hydrogen peroxide with antibiotic.

Hydrogen peroxide is probably better with cleaning off dirt off the skin or something, again not to be confuse with cuts or wounds, just dirt or germs on the skin.  Say, before a surgery, a nurse may uses hydrogen peroxide to clean the skin before cutting it open with a knife.

I remember when i was in 4th or 5th grade during recess, I went out play on the monkey bars.  I fell down and skinned my elbow.  I went to the nurse\'s office, the lady there just use lukewarm water to clean off the wound.  Then she probably added antibiotic (can\'t really remember) and bandaged it.  A few weeks later, the scar is very less visible, almost invisible.  Now I couldn\'t even see it at all without giving it a good look.

Back when I was in 7 and going into 8 grade, I skinned my knee in the summer.  It was deep.  My mom clean it off with hydrogen peroxide I believe, and till now, the scar still remain.  Not to mention the discoloration.  Its have this dark reddish discoloration on my knee.  Maybe someday I will go to a plastic surgery and remove the discoloration.

 

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