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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2005, 09:08:49 AM »
It\'s a Kraut!  err, uh... German guy.  yeah.

He\'s rollin\' under the handle "Pope Benedict XVI"
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2005, 09:13:29 AM »
I thought he should have picked "Pope Ol\' Dirty Bastard" in memory of a fallen genious.
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2005, 09:26:36 AM »
Germany\'s Cardinal Ratzinger Elected Pope

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By WILLIAM J. KOLE, Associated Press Writer

VATICAN CITY - Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger of Germany, the church\'s leading hard-liner, was elected the new pope Tuesday evening in the first conclave of the new millennium. He chose the name Pope Benedict XVI and called himself "a simple, humble worker."


Ratzinger, the first German pope since the 11th century, emerged onto the balcony of St. Peter\'s Basilica, where he waved to a wildly cheering crowd of tens of thousands and gave his first blessing as pope. Other cardinals clad in their crimson robes came out on other balconies to watch him.


"Dear brothers and sisters, after the great Pope John Paul II, the cardinals have elected me — a simple, humble worker in the vineyard of the Lord," he said after being introduced by Chilean Cardinal Jorge Arturo Medina Estivez.


"The fact that the Lord can work and act even with insufficient means consoles me, and above all I entrust myself to your prayers," the new pope said. "I entrust myself to your prayers."


The crowd responded by chanting "Benedict! Benedict!"


If the new pope was paying tribute to the last pontiff of that name, it could be interpreted as a bid to soften his image as the Vatican\'s doctrinal hard-liner. Benedict XV, who reigned from 1914 to 1922, was a moderate following Pius X, who had implemented a sharp crackdown against doctrinal "modernism."


On Monday, Ratzinger, who was the powerful dean of the College of Cardinals, used his homily at the Mass dedicated to electing the next pope to warn the faithful about tendencies that he considered dangers to the faith: sects, ideologies like Marxism, liberalism, atheism, agnosticism and relativism — the ideology that there are no absolute truths.


"Having a clear faith, based on the creed of the church, is often labeled today as a fundamentalism," he said, speaking in Italian. "Whereas relativism, which is letting oneself be tossed and \'swept along by every wind of teaching,\' looks like the only attitude acceptable to today\'s standards.


Ratzinger served John Paul II since 1981 as head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith. In that position, he has disciplined church dissidents and upheld church policy against attempts by liberals for reforms. He turned 78 on Saturday.


The new pope had gone into the conclave with the most buzz among two dozen leading candidates. He had impressed many faithful with his stirring homily at the funeral of John Paul II, who died April 2 at age 84.


Ratzinger is the first Germanic pope since monarchs imposed four men from that region in a row in the 11th century.

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How old is this guy?  I thought they wanted a younger one who they keep around a while.
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2005, 09:52:16 AM »
he\'s 78

looks like they don\'t want younger pope that will hold the position forever like JPII did.
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2005, 09:59:16 AM »
He is past his life expentency.  Oh well the world is supposed to end with his death lol.
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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2005, 10:28:24 AM »
He is a transition pope... trust me.  The Nigerian will be next.
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2005, 10:29:50 AM »
Maaaang....I was hoping they\'d go for that South American Cardinal.

Anyway...he\'s a very friendly type. Should carry on JPII\'s legacy. He\'s what they call a transitional Pope.

Did you know there have been three African Popes? Perdy damn progressive if you ask me. So......someone ask me. ;)
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2005, 10:32:16 AM »
I don\'t think they were black though Gman.
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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2005, 10:48:36 AM »
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I don\'t think they were black though Gman.


Sure looked like it in their...um...very old paintings. But who cares? i was just saying. Cored\'s gonna down play it and say that religions are too Republican or some BS like that.
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« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2005, 11:04:23 AM »
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It\'s a Kraut!  err, uh... German guy.  yeah.

He\'s rollin\' under the handle "Pope Benedict XVI"


:laughing:

Hey, isnt that the guy who was a member of Hitler Jugend? ;)

Anyway, good luck to him.
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« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2005, 11:24:55 AM »
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He is a transition pope... trust me.  The Nigerian will be next.

Thats what i wanted to see. lol.
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« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2005, 12:17:40 PM »
this new pope was appointed to a high position within the vatican nearly 10 years ago by John Paul II (dean of the cardinals.. or whatever it\'s called), so this is about as close as you can get to letting a pope pick his successor

Guess the cardinals got the message
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« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2005, 01:02:10 PM »
They should have chosen someone much younger than 78, I can\'t imagine anyone wanting to go through this shit again in 6 months time or so.
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« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2005, 01:11:50 PM »
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Sure looked like it in their...um...very old paintings. But who cares? i was just saying. Cored\'s gonna down play it and say that religions are too Republican or some BS like that.
Hey, I\'ve got nothing against the opiate of the masses.  :)

I\'m just not sure a former Hitler Youth member is the right guy to be handing out blessings to the world.  :p  Think about it!
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