Author Topic: Best pick-up lines known to man! (Read 1478 times)

Blade · « **Reply #15 on:** May 11, 2005, 04:32:28 PM »

I like that last one Cyrus.

Remind me to have you in a van, wired to my ear when I go on my next date.

We\'ll have spy gadgets and all sorts of wonderful toys. Explosive pens, of course.

Evi · « **Reply #16 on:** May 11, 2005, 05:02:17 PM »

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damn, shorty you look so sweet, if i went down on you, i\'d come back up with cavities...

Good one.

Titan · « **Reply #17 on:** May 11, 2005, 05:04:54 PM »

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Originally posted by videoholic
"Allow me to push in your stool."

Oh wait, that\'s a pick up line for a gay bar.

Racer tell you that one?

« **Reply #18 on:** May 11, 2005, 05:07:20 PM »

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your beauty.

Hey, I forgot my number, can I get yours?

Yes, I know, I look good.

I lu you.

I\'m training to become a life guard, can I practice my cpr on you?

B: Reming me to thank God.
G: For what?
B: For sending me the most beatiful angel from heaven.

Evi · « **Reply #19 on:** May 11, 2005, 05:22:44 PM »

You have boobies. Can I touch them?

MPTheory · « **Reply #20 on:** May 11, 2005, 05:30:41 PM »

Lets do math in bed: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, devide the legs, and we\'ll multiply.

Hey, I can invite my buddy over if you want, He can get the front, I can get the back, and we\'ll be high-fivin the whole time (do humping action with hand up in air)

Evi · « **Reply #21 on:** May 11, 2005, 06:12:47 PM »

The last one you wrote almost sounds teh ghey. Why the hell would you want another guy in the mix? 2 girls would be better. Twice as many boobies flopping around everywhere.

CHIZZY · « **Reply #22 on:** May 11, 2005, 07:25:33 PM »

Here\'s the #1 all-time winner:

"I\'ve got money."

Evi · « **Reply #23 on:** May 11, 2005, 08:03:41 PM »

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Originally posted by CHIZZY
Here\'s the #1 all-time winner:

"I\'ve got money."

Yeah, that\'s the one that always seems to work.

Girls and their damn money-wanting tendencies.

« **Reply #24 on:** May 12, 2005, 05:01:20 AM »

Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."

Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.

I can make you feel like I\'ve never had sex before..

Do you take it up the ass?

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven\'t we met before?

Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I\'ll throw you my meat.

NOW, BITCH!

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I\'ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!

So, Is it safe to say I\'m gonna score?

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he\'s missing an angel!

I have only three months to live. ..

Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

More here....

« **Reply #25 on:** May 12, 2005, 05:30:56 AM »

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Originally posted by CHIZZY
Here\'s the #1 all-time winner:
"I\'ve got money."

No, this one

Bond. James bond

« **Reply #26 on:** May 12, 2005, 06:17:39 AM »

Maybe I should try this :

"Hi, my name is ................ Can I get you a (better) drink and then talk some ?"

« **Reply #27 on:** May 12, 2005, 06:46:48 AM »

"Helo thare, I\'m a tech guy wo w0rks at Mircosoft. Will yuo go back to my parents hous and see teh new Xb0x?"

« **Reply #28 on:** May 12, 2005, 08:14:49 AM »

I think the alphabet should be re-arranged so that U and I are together...

CHIZZY · « **Reply #29 on:** May 12, 2005, 08:23:20 AM »

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

That\'s a nice dress, you know what else would look good on you? Me.

That dress would look better crumpled up on my bedroom floor.

Hello

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