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Offline Cyrus
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« on: May 11, 2005, 07:24:13 AM »
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

I may not be the best looking guy here...............but im the only one talking to you

if i was a whistle, would you blow me?

i have a rat in my pants, can your pu$$y catch it?

Are those space pants? Cus your a$$ is out of this world

Guy: Do you raise chickens?
Girl: No
Guy: You sure raised my cawk

Let\'s make like lesbians, and lickety split.

hey baby, why don\'t you sit on my lap and we\'ll talk about what pops up

I know milk does a body good, But DAMN how much have you been drinking?

My other car is a Ferarri.

If you and me were squirrels, can I bust a nut in your hole?
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2005, 07:37:38 AM »
how do you like your eggs in the morning? cooked or fertilized? ;)
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2005, 08:04:11 AM »
nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2005, 08:26:55 AM »
"Allow me to push in your stool."


Oh wait, that\'s a pick up line for a gay bar.
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2005, 08:51:28 AM »
Went to the wrong bar, eh?
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2005, 09:35:42 AM »
Did anyone ever tell you how beautiful....my penis is?
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2005, 10:52:24 AM »
Here\'s 20 bucks bend over.
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Offline Evi

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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2005, 12:32:56 PM »
You don\'t have to use pick-up lines. They usually end up sounding stupid anyway...unless the chic thinks your stupidity is cute or something.
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2005, 12:43:10 PM »
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Originally posted by EviscerationX
You don\'t have to use pick-up lines. They usually end up sounding stupid anyway...unless the chic thinks your stupidity is cute or something.


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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2005, 01:04:20 PM »
Wow...that was deep. Try posting something even remotely intelligent next time.
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2005, 01:06:29 PM »
get yer coat luv you\'ve pulled.
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2005, 01:11:31 PM »
Best pick-up lines? More like most cliche pick-up lines. They are pretty funny, though. :)
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2005, 01:16:39 PM »
damn, shorty you look so sweet, if i went down on you, i\'d come back up with cavities...


gorgeous, you spend one night with me, and i\'ll have you speaking in tongues..<------that actually worked for me :p...i knocked shorty off somethin\' lovely after the club shut down..:D
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2005, 03:15:13 PM »
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

I wonder what our children will look like.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I\'d have five cents.
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2005, 04:23:13 PM »
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Wow...that was deep. Try posting something even remotely intelligent next time.


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