If I were Oedipus, I\'d want you to be my mom.
Your body is like an hourglass, and I really need to know what time it is.
Hi, I\'m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
They say apples don\'t fall far from the tree, so your mom must be hot too.
It must be trash day, \'cause you got some junk in the trunk.
I know how to make your ex-boyfriend jealous.
Romeo would\'ve ditched her for you.
The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so I could get to you first.
My friends over there bet I wouldn\'t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
I think you\'re gonna be asked to leave soon -- you\'re making all the other girls look bad.
Are you sure your name\'s not Aphrodite?
I\'m not really this tall -- I\'m sitting on my wallet.
