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Offline Paul2

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« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2011, 04:01:21 AM »
*bring back thread*

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« Reply #31 on: August 19, 2011, 06:06:07 AM »
*feels old*
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« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2011, 08:59:11 AM »
Happy birthday nO-One and Jar O Pickles  !!!

Enjoy  :D

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« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2011, 01:59:55 PM »
Thanks!
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« Reply #34 on: September 30, 2011, 02:37:59 PM »
Happy Belated! :gfight:

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« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2012, 11:20:05 PM »
*brings back thread*

Happy birthday Jar O Pickles and No-One.

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« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2012, 05:26:39 AM »
Continues feeling old... 29... how the hell did that happen? I was 16 or 17 when I first started hanging around this place...
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« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2012, 12:06:46 PM »
speaking of feeling old, that is how i felt last year.  i was 27 that time, and that is when i start pondering about death, like eventually you grow old then die from old age and that scare me.  had me worry.  like years before that, like when i was in my early 20ish, there are moments where i worry that i might eventually get old.  but never thought about death until last year.

But this year, interesting twist of fate, i wasn\'t worry about death anymore and probably old age.  i think eventually my tongue will go down my throat and become a right heart...i don\'t know when but eventually i think.  and maybe having 2 hearts, you live forever?  no disease, pain, and old age?

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« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2012, 12:38:47 PM »
It\'ll be interesting in a years time when I\'ll turn 30... on a Monday, that\'ll just suck... or not
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« Reply #39 on: August 20, 2012, 05:52:11 PM »
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But this year, interesting twist of fate, i wasn\'t worry about death anymore and probably old age.  i think eventually my tongue will go down my throat and become a right heart...i don\'t know when but eventually i think.  and maybe having 2 hearts, you live forever?  no disease, pain, and old age?


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« Reply #40 on: August 20, 2012, 06:59:46 PM »
*confused*
what?

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« Reply #41 on: August 20, 2012, 09:14:36 PM »
So...you\'re going to swallow your tongue...and it will turn into a heart?

But you\'d choke to death.
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« Reply #42 on: August 20, 2012, 09:40:17 PM »
hmmm...no, your tongue will slide back down into your throat and return back to the right side of your chest.  back to where it once was and become a right heart.  think of it this way, you can move your tongue, like you can stick out your tongue, move up and down.  imagine your tongue slide back in...

i doubt you will choke because your throat is quite big...everybody throat is quite big...

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« Reply #43 on: August 20, 2012, 10:04:26 PM »
think of it this way.  we have i think everything 2 in our human body.  2 eyes, 2 ears, 2 brains, 2 hands, 2 feet, two ribs?  i don\'t know.  how come we only have like 1 heart and 1 mouth, 1 tongue?  1 butthole, 1 penis, or if a woman 1 vagina?  oh yeah, 1 stomache, 1 belly button, 1 intestine?  shrugs...i am no doctor so don\'t know.

so the 1 mouth, and the 1 tongue in there taste food and drink which goes to the 1 stomache to digest the food.  and the waste say like poop went out the butthole.  gas also went out the butthole.  multi-function of the butt.  and waste like pee went out the penis if you are a man and vagina if you are a woman.  multi function of the penis and vagina beside peeing is masturbation too.  if penis, you can ejaculate cum and feel good.  woman can also finger their vagina like rubbing the clitoris to feel good too.

anyway, once the tongue slide back into the throat and return back to the right side of the chest and become a right heart.  i think everything in our body should be 2.  gone are the butthole, penis, if woman vagina, stomache, maybe intestine...gone are the mouth, teeth, gum too...oh yeah, gone are also the testicles too...sure two balls but i think it was created for masturbation and ejaculation.  maybe left heart help created extra ball beside the tongue which created the right ball...

oh yeah, i think gone are also the throat, and maybe the neck?

add: one more thing, how about the nose?  only one nose, sure there are 2 nostrils...hmmm...2 lungs to help it breathe?  maybe left heart helps created the left lung while the tongue created the right lung to help it breathe...maybe gone is also the nose?  shrugs...i dunno.
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« Reply #44 on: August 21, 2012, 01:40:10 AM »
what the flying fuck is this????
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