Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!

yeah... it all makes sense to me now...:boat:

[Cerberus]

hold on, i just remember more, lets see: 2 eyes, 2 ears, 2 brains, 2 hands, 2 feet, 2 kidneys, 2 lungs, 2 testicles, 2 nipples, 2 ribs, 2 eyebrows, 2 eyelids, 2 cheeks, 2 knees, 2 ankles, 2 breasts...add: oh yeah, i just recently remember something else, 2 butts.

say for instance, if we have only one foot, how can you walk with one foot.  you hop for a couple times or so then you get tired.  that\'s why you have 2 feet so you can walk for a long time before you get tired.

If that the case, shouldn\'t it be better if we have 2 hearts?  speaking of heart, you all went to school as a child growing up right?  when they tell you to do the flag salute or pledge of alliegence thingy, you place your right hand on your left heart.  and where is your left heart?  on the left breast.  not in the middle of your chest or slightly on the left of your chest but on your left breast.  that just proof the left heart is on your left breast.

if that is the case, shouldn\'t it better if we have a right heart too, like on the right breast?  like symmetrical and mirror image.  again, like one leg or foot, you can only hop for like several times then you get tired and want to sit down to take a break.  that is why there are 2.

speaking of eyes.  you can see with one eye, so why is that we have 2 eyes?  try to close one eye with the other eye open and try to walk for me.  i think you will get out of balance and dizzy very fast.  that is why we have 2 eyes.  2 feet to walk, 2 eyes to see and balance everything out.  not only 2 eyes balance it, but you have a wider viewing area too.

same things with ears, we have 2 ears.  you can hear with one ear.  how come we have 2?  how about try to cover one ear while the other ear not cover and try to walk for me.  again, you will feel out of balance and get dizzy very fast.  beside, having 2 ears, you can hear left and right side which is a benefit.

sorry, couldn\'t get past the line about walking with only one foot.





















obviously, you\'d drag yourself along with your toes.

problem solved.

[Cerberus]

actually, just read the bit about eyes and ears now.

so what you are saying paul, is that if you only have 1 working eye/ear, you\'ll struggle to stand up, and if you do manage it, you\'ll just end up walking round in circles?

what if you are deaf in your left ear and blind in your right eye at the same time? would they both balance each other out, allowing you to function normally? has there been any real scientific advances into the study of masturbating with one eye/ear?

joking aside, from past personal experience, having vision in one eye only does not impair your balance, or make you feel dizzy. the only things at which person with 2 eyes has an advantage over a one eyed person, is in terms of depth perception, and naturally a person with 2 working eyes not having a blind side.

[Paul2]

so what you are saying paul, is that if you only have 1 working eye/ear, you\'ll struggle to stand up, and if you do manage it, you\'ll just end up walking round in circles?

no, i think you can stand up, but if you try to stand for long, maybe you feel dizzy fast?  like out of balance?  especially if you walk, i try closing one eye and one ear and try walking for like a minute back a forth.  i thought i didn\'t feel much of a difference until after 1 minute i open both eyes and ears, i feel more balance and walk more balance and the difference isn\'t big but its noticeable.

what if you are deaf in your left ear and blind in your right eye at the same time? would they both balance each other out, allowing you to function normally? has there been any real scientific advances into the study of masturbating with one eye/ear?

lol.    

joking aside, from past personal experience, having vision in one eye only does not impair your balance, or make you feel dizzy. the only things at which person with 2 eyes has an advantage over a one eyed person, is in terms of depth perception, and naturally a person with 2 working eyes not having a blind side.

i don\'t know.  i try walking with one eye close and i walk like a drunk person.  have you ever ask anybody who is blind on one eye and if they can walk without feeling dizzy or out of balance?  or who is deaf in one ear too?

[GmanJoe]

hold on, i just remember more, lets see: 2 eyes, 2 ears, 2 brains, 2 hands, 2 feet, 2 kidneys, 2 lungs, 2 testicles, 2 nipples, 2 ribs, 2 eyebrows, 2 eyelids, 2 cheeks, 2 knees, 2 ankles, 2 breasts...add: oh yeah, i just recently remember something else, 2 butts.

Study biology and anthropology. Quite interesting subjects.

It will explain a lot for you.

[Paul2]

nah.  too complicated for me.  i didn\'t even know what anthropology is.  i remember trying to study biology and chemistry in high school in 11th grade and man they are too hard for me to understand.  i think i was lucky i got Ds in both classes.

[GmanJoe]

nah.  too complicated for me.  i didn\'t even know what anthropology is.  i remember trying to study biology and chemistry in high school in 11th grade and man they are too hard for me to understand.  i think i was lucky i got Ds in both classes.

Well....that explains why you\'re asking these silly questions about why we don\'t have two heads, two hearts, two dicks and two anuses.

[Paul2]

not silly questions, but true questions or however you say it.  its true we only have 1 head and even that i still don\'t get it either.  i don\'t understand everything completely but i do know that original human beings have 2 of everything in their body.

speaking of human evolution, i think it was in 11th grade when i heard about it in history class.  the darwin theory and that time i kind of believe of the human evolution for years until 2010 when i no longer believe of human evolution, not sure but i don\'t think much about it.  Then that time in 2010, I thought buddha is a god and I listen to my mom and worship it.

Then until Septemper 7, 2011, I thought the lips are a right heart and in September 9, 2011.  I find out the tongue is actually a right heart.  So, I no longer believe in religion or darwin theory or human evolution thingy.

Anyway, do you guys think that if human have 2 hearts, you get to live forever and you won\'t suffer from diseases, pain, or old age?

[Cerberus]

I need to borrow this pic



thanks

[Titan]

I need to borrow this pic



thanks

I couldn\'t stop laughing when I saw that pic

[Paul2]

me too, that pic makes me laugh a lot.  now its starting to lose it laugh factor but the pic is still funny though.  oh yeah, i just save that pic to my laptop on yesterday.

I been through a lot, like heart attacks, headaches, panic attacks, tiredness before i find out the tongue is a right heart, even that, i still suffer more hardship.

Seeing that picture made me laugh so much.  it made me feel better from all the horrible things i went through.  its like a console or however you say it.

[GmanJoe]

Smoke some weed, Paul. It will help you with your bi-polar or manic depressive thing you got going.

[Paul2]

sigh.  if you don\'t believe me the tongue is a right heart.  don\'t you think the tongue or the mouth is sinister?  like eating meat, you taste it with your tongue.  taste good, but don\'t you think that is too sinister?  beside, the mouth does other stuffs that is pretty evil too like cussing, swearing, lie, falsely accusing like other people, framing other people, mislead other people, etc.

Not only that, there are moments in your life that even if you say good stuffs , sometimes other people might think you are being sarcastic or whatever.  and sometimes if you didn\'t clarify what you say or sometimes you didn\'t mean what you say or whatever.  other people might take it the wrong way.  and they might try to hurt you.  complex life isn\'t it?

I can understand why the right heart wanted to become a tongue because maybe original human beings have live for million of years and the right heart might be bored? and wanted to try something different that is fun, feel good, but problematic?

Like the pros of having a tongue is you can taste good food, drink, all kind of food and drink.  you can talk with your mouth.  sing...you can even laugh too.  speaking of talking, you can tell jokes with your mouth, and its good to laugh but what about what if other people might misunderstood why you tell jokes say that make fun of someone and they might think you might be a racist to a specific person or race.  all kind of problems with the mouth.

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