Happy birthday nO-One & Jar O Pickles!!!

best birthday thread we\'ve had in years

[GmanJoe]

sigh.  if you don\'t believe me the tongue is a right heart.  don\'t you think the tongue or the mouth is sinister?  like eating meat, you taste it with your tongue.  taste good, but don\'t you think that is too sinister?  beside, the mouth does other stuffs that is pretty evil too like cussing, swearing, lie, falsely accusing like other people, framing other people, mislead other people, etc.

Not only that, there are moments in your life that even if you say good stuffs , sometimes other people might think you are being sarcastic or whatever.  and sometimes if you didn\'t clarify what you say or sometimes you didn\'t mean what you say or whatever.  other people might take it the wrong way.  and they might try to hurt you.  complex life isn\'t it?

I can understand why the right heart wanted to become a tongue because maybe original human beings have live for million of years and the right heart might be bored? and wanted to try something different that is fun, feel good, but problematic?

Like the pros of having a tongue is you can taste good food, drink, all kind of food and drink.  you can talk with your mouth.  sing...you can even laugh too.  speaking of talking, you can tell jokes with your mouth, and its good to laugh but what about what if other people might misunderstood why you tell jokes say that make fun of someone and they might think you might be a racist to a specific person or race.  all kind of problems with the mouth.

The tongue is the second heart?

Before I read the rest, I want more proof from you why our tongue is really a heart. And why is the right heart sinister...before it became a tongue. And and and....um....why is the right heart like another being. Like an individual person....which decided to turn into a tongue.

[GmanJoe]

best birthday thread we\'ve had in years

I blame Samwise for this.

[Paul2]

The tongue is the second heart?

Before I read the rest, I want more proof from you why our tongue is really a heart. And why is the right heart sinister...before it became a tongue. And and and....um....why is the right heart like another being. Like an individual person....which decided to turn into a tongue.

i think i explained pretty much what i can think of about why the tongue is a right heart.

Oh yeah, you can have oral sex with your mouth too like the tongue sticking out and licking butts, asshole, penis, balls, vagina, clitoris, tits, etc...dirty but fun, and probably feel good too.

[GmanJoe]

This is a heart. The function of a heart is to receive and pump blood.



A heart does not simply choose to become a tongue.

[Paul2]

then explain why we only have one heart and is on the left side of our body?  I think the right heart move up to the mouth\'s face and become a tongue.

go get some help... you need it

[Paul2]

what kind of help and why?

[Titan]

I\'ve read most of paul\'s posts and I\'m seriously having trouble following this.

[Paul2]

you don\'t believe me?  its cool.

this country is free, and one of the free things is freedom of religion.  so whatever makes you feel happy or find comfort like religion, so be it.  i respect that.  some people believe in religion like believe in jesus, buddha, or whatever gods you believe in.  some people believe in evolution, etc.

I used to believe in buddha when i was a kid because my family are buddhist, as i grow up and heard about evolution or the darwin theory thingy, i believe of evolution, and probably didn\'t really believe in buddha much.  until september 7, 2011, and september 9, 2011.  it all has changed for me.  i been through a lot like tragic moments in life to find that out.

so, whatever you believe in, i respect that because i once believe in religion and evolution too.  so its understandable.

[Titan]

How do you have all these dates memorized?

[Paul2]

just a few dates memorized, not all.  i guess what happened in sept 7, 2011 and sept 9, 2011 was quite like tragic so that\'s how i remember it.

[clips]

i think i explained pretty much what i can think of about why the tongue is a right heart.

Oh yeah, you can have oral sex with your mouth too like the tongue sticking out and licking butts, asshole, penis, balls, vagina, clitoris, tits, etc...dirty but fun, and probably feel good too.

WTF?...:eek:......we love you Paul!!

[Paul2]

ummm what?  i am serious, i am not kidding.  When i eat, i can feel the right side of my brain feeling good.  even when i think, use my hands and feet, i can feel my right brain process it, not the left as if the left is damage or maybe asleep or something.  when i think words, usually its in my right brain.

i remember september 7, 2011.  i heard some kind of voice in my head saying we have 2 of everything in our body and the lips are a right heart.  i guess that is not quite accurate because we only have 1 spine and stuff...

in september 9, 2011, i can feel my right tongue moving back down into my throat and i remember seeing a lot of number 3 flying in both my eyes.  i try walking and praying in my head hoping the tongue will slide down or more accurately move completely down but it didn\'t.  i got so thirsty that i drink some water and the tongue move back up into my mouth again.  i even remember walking into my room and have both my feet up in the bed and lay there with my eyes close and pray.  i can still see lots of number 3 flying in both my eyes.  the tongue did move down my throat, almost all the way down but the tip of the tongue is still sticking up on my throat.  so, eventually, i take a toothbrush and brush my tongue hoping it will brush off the bitter taste on the tip of my tongue so this time it will move down my throat completely.

so, i went back to bed and lay there praying with my eyes close again.  after brushing my tongue, i no longer can see number 3 anymore.  there are a few rare moments where i can see number 3 floating in both my eyes that happened in the next few days.  then i haven\'t seen it again.

so for about 2 and a half months, i been looking at number 3 praying in my head, hoping the tongue will go down and become a right heart.  but nothing works.  i try many stuffs in those time.

after 2 and a half months of looking at number 3 and praying to find it still didn\'t work.  i just stop looking at number 3 and stop praying in my head.  so i tried other stuff like meditation, get on my knees for like a week or 2 to find it still didn\'t work so i just stop that too.

i guess the tongue or the right heart owe the left heart a great debt.  debt as high as mountains.

[Cerberus]

he\'s right, you can have oral sex with your mouth