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« Reply #45 on: August 21, 2012, 02:03:21 AM »
you don\'t believe me?

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« Reply #46 on: August 21, 2012, 02:10:29 AM »
then explain to me why our single heart is in the left side of the body but say not in the middle to make it symmetrical?

say the lips are in the middle of the face which makes it symmetrical.  not only that, have you ever notice the lips shape like a heart?  and tell me if you don\'t think your tongue kind of shape like a heart too.

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« Reply #47 on: August 21, 2012, 11:37:42 AM »
Our heart IS in the middle. The muscular side of the heart is the one that does all the pumping, which happens to be on the left side.
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« Reply #48 on: August 21, 2012, 03:23:25 PM »
i just put in hand on my left chest and i can feel it like beating on the left side of my chest.  like really in the left side, but i couldn\'t feel the right side of my right chest.  or however you put it.  *me crazy*.

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« Reply #49 on: August 22, 2012, 12:19:07 AM »
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i just put in hand on my left chest and i can feel it like beating on the left side of my chest.  like really in the left side, but i couldn\'t feel the right side of my right chest.  or however you put it.  *me crazy*.


The right side of the heart receives the blood from the body.
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« Reply #50 on: August 22, 2012, 02:58:11 AM »
ummm...what? right side of the left heart?  confused.  tell me where is the right heart then?  * me crazy again*

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« Reply #51 on: August 22, 2012, 03:02:03 AM »
I have no idea what you\'re talkin\' about Paul...i think it\'s somewhere along the lines of the human body having two of everything, but it\'s hilarious!!...:laughing:


And Paul, i think gman meant the the heart itself is in the middle of your chest, but the right side of the heart receives the blood of the body while the left side of the heart actually pumps the blood.
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« Reply #52 on: August 22, 2012, 03:21:48 AM »
but it true that original human beings have 2 of everything.  i put my hand on my left breast, like where the nipple is and i can feel like the heart beat and the weigh of the heart in there.  when i put my hand on the right breast, i couldn\'t feel any heartbeat and its like empty in there and the weight of the right breast is lighter than the left.

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« Reply #53 on: August 22, 2012, 04:49:07 AM »
#RaCeR#:
i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #54 on: August 22, 2012, 10:43:24 AM »
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but it true that original human beings have 2 of everything.  i put my hand on my left breast, like where the nipple is and i can feel like the heart beat and the weigh of the heart in there.  when i put my hand on the right breast, i couldn\'t feel any heartbeat and its like empty in there and the weight of the right breast is lighter than the left.

but as long as you have one penis for each hand, I don\'t see what your problem is.
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« Reply #55 on: August 22, 2012, 02:39:16 PM »
I wanna smoke what paul is smoking.
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« Reply #56 on: August 22, 2012, 06:10:13 PM »
cock?
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« Reply #57 on: August 22, 2012, 10:30:24 PM »
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« Reply #58 on: August 22, 2012, 10:56:32 PM »
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think of it this way.  we have i think everything 2 in our human body.  2 eyes, 2 ears, 2 brains, 2 hands, 2 feet, two ribs?  i don\'t know.  how come we only have like 1 heart and 1 mouth, 1 tongue?  1 butthole, 1 penis, or if a woman 1 vagina?  oh yeah, 1 stomache, 1 belly button, 1 intestine?  shrugs...i am no doctor so don\'t know.


Paul, read the above part of your post again. You named 6 things that come in pairs and 9 things that don\'t. From that you concluded that all things must come in pairs?....

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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #59 on: August 23, 2012, 08:16:09 PM »
hold on, i just remember more, lets see: 2 eyes, 2 ears, 2 brains, 2 hands, 2 feet, 2 kidneys, 2 lungs, 2 testicles, 2 nipples, 2 ribs, 2 eyebrows, 2 eyelids, 2 cheeks, 2 knees, 2 ankles, 2 breasts...add: oh yeah, i just recently remember something else, 2 butts.

say for instance, if we have only one foot, how can you walk with one foot.  you hop for a couple times or so then you get tired.  that\'s why you have 2 feet so you can walk for a long time before you get tired.

If that the case, shouldn\'t it be better if we have 2 hearts?  speaking of heart, you all went to school as a child growing up right?  when they tell you to do the flag salute or pledge of alliegence thingy, you place your right hand on your left heart.  and where is your left heart?  on the left breast.  not in the middle of your chest or slightly on the left of your chest but on your left breast.  that just proof the left heart is on your left breast.

if that is the case, shouldn\'t it better if we have a right heart too, like on the right breast?  like symmetrical and mirror image.  again, like one leg or foot, you can only hop for like several times then you get tired and want to sit down to take a break.  that is why there are 2.

speaking of eyes.  you can see with one eye, so why is that we have 2 eyes?  try to close one eye with the other eye open and try to walk for me.  i think you will get out of balance and dizzy very fast.  that is why we have 2 eyes.  2 feet to walk, 2 eyes to see and balance everything out.  not only 2 eyes balance it, but you have a wider viewing area too.

same things with ears, we have 2 ears.  you can hear with one ear.  how come we have 2?  how about try to cover one ear while the other ear not cover and try to walk for me.  again, you will feel out of balance and get dizzy very fast.  beside, having 2 ears, you can hear left and right side which is a benefit.
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