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WTFINGF?! Nintendo Revolutoin Controller...
« on: September 15, 2005, 08:04:05 PM »
... is fucking shit.

I was all hot and sweaty about something new and wowzie, but the damn thing turns out to be a fucking remote control? GO TO HELL AND DIE IWATA YOU OLD ARROGANT FART!

http://www.joystiq.com/entry/1234000297059059/
http://www.joystiq.com/entry/1234000920059057/

what a huge pile of bullshit. FUCK. SO MAD!
« Last Edit: September 15, 2005, 08:05:32 PM by Avatarr »

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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2005, 08:15:17 PM »
Yea, I am really worried about that shit.

So many problems.

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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2005, 08:26:04 PM »
If I weren\'t so pissed off right now I\'d probably say this has potential to make light sabre combat really kewl. It\'s unfortunate the showcase demonstration they chose was FUCKING FISHING!! STABBBBBBBBBB IWATA!!!!

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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2005, 08:38:43 PM »
You can still use the original GC controller.

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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2005, 08:40:42 PM »
ah yes, I was wondering how they\'d manage GC compatibility with that monstrosity.

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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2005, 08:48:45 PM »
It\'s motion sensitive huh?  I bet it\'ll actually turn out pretty cool when it\'s used to its potential.

http://cube.ign.com/articles/651/651275p2.html
http://cube.ign.com/articles/651/651320p1.html

Kinda like this quote:
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Controller acts like a mouse in real-space 3D. Pefect for FPS games!


edit- and we have a teaser:

http://media.cube.ign.com/articles/651/651334/vid_1249127.html
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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2005, 08:54:30 PM »
You know what\'s perfect for FPS games?

Mouse and Keyboard.

A fucking x360 controller seems better suited for FPS than that.

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« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2005, 08:59:10 PM »
^ I posted it first. :p  nahanhanhanhanhanahnah!!!

That video looks great, I\'m sure in a year\'s time you guys will be looking back at this thread and saying, "Man THX is one sexy b!tch."

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« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2005, 09:01:07 PM »
Man THX is one god i hate you die sexy bitch

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« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2005, 09:14:24 PM »
Man it\'s funny, on another site (home theater site full of old people) they are complaining that they\'ll get too tired using this thing.

Kids play videogames too, I\'m sure they\'ll love this new gizmo.  Plus there are a lot of fatty gamers so this time you can eat your pizza while playing Mario and not feel guilty.
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« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2005, 09:15:43 PM »
Yea, this will be a hit for fat people.

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« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2005, 09:29:12 PM »
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Yea, this will be a hit for fat people.

Oh so you like to stay up late too huh?

rest assured, when PS3 goes online you will be the first person I annihilate in super mario

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« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2005, 09:31:37 PM »
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Oh so you like to stay up late too huh?

rest assured, when PS3 goes online you will be the first person I annihilate in super mario


man I lost you at that post, but yea ok.

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« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2005, 09:37:08 PM »
Like all Nintendo innovations, I feel like we\'re really gonna have to try it before we have any idea.

Gonna be interesting for third party development though.
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