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Offline Titan

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Wow, I really can\'t tell time
« on: July 03, 2006, 05:59:53 AM »
I fudged up my wake up time so now I\'m bored for an hour. I know none of you care but you will hear this anyway ;)

I have to go to work from 11-7 today. I figured go to sleep a bit earlier last night so I get a good nights sleep because I was drained from the 10 hour days I\'ve been putting in. I set the alarm for 9 and then go to sleep. I woke up, scratched, and took a shower. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my my clock seemed to be off an hour. I looked at the time on my laptop and realized I woke up an hour earlier than I woudl have liked. I need to learn how to tell time. Funny thing was this was a digital clock, lol.
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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2006, 11:33:07 AM »
Oh yeah.... Well last night I forgot what year it was and had to ask my lady before I wrote a check.

Thats right....


I forgot what year it was.
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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2006, 12:24:07 PM »
Around 22-24 I started forgetting what age I was.  Had to think before getting the right answer.
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Wow, I really can\'t tell time
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2006, 12:53:24 PM »
Yeah, I forget how old I am all the time. I just tell people after 21, who cares?
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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2006, 12:55:57 PM »
Guilty of the age thing as well. :)

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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2006, 01:39:20 PM »
similiar things happened to me several times already. Like today, I was sleeping and woke up to look at the clock, I thought it read around 1:05ish PM, I check on the VCR\'s timer and the computer\'s timer to notice it say 12:05ish P.M....I guess my eyes are getting blurry that I couldn\'t tell the difference between the long hand and short handle needle...
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2006, 02:09:16 PM »
I feel better now....


I had some dude just ask me the other day how old I was. My dad was right there with me.

Dude - "Hey Luke, how old are you?"

Me - "27"

My Dad - "Your 28 meathead"

Me - "Oh yeah..."
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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2006, 04:21:47 PM »
Yo no tengo problema que recuerda qué hora será.
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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2006, 04:24:49 PM »
At work a year or so ago, I was on the third register and forgot which one I was at when I made the page. "Manager to register 1, i mean register 2. Actually register 3"
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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2006, 04:44:57 PM »
Quote from: Jar O Pickles
Yo no tengo problema que recuerda qué hora será.

"I do not have problem that remembers what hour will be."

The translation of babelfish seems to work really well here.
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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2006, 09:50:01 PM »
I know I\'m 20, cause I turned it a couple of days ago and no one noticed.

fu all too btw
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« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2006, 09:54:45 PM »
Quote from: Jumpman
I know I\'m 20, cause I turned it a couple of days ago and no one noticed.

fu all too btw
oh, sorry we missed your birthday.  Happy late birthday anyway...:jump2:

i think i should make a new birthday thread for you?...or should i not?  up to you...
« Last Edit: July 03, 2006, 09:55:51 PM by Paul2 »
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2006, 10:11:14 PM »
thats allright

i\'ll just fade into oblivion over here in the corner

thx for the thought though!
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« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2006, 10:14:54 PM »
ah...its cool since i decided to make a birthday thread for you.  be sure to check it out.
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« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2006, 12:18:19 AM »
Quote from: Jumpman
I know I\'m 20, cause I turned it a couple of days ago and no one noticed.

fu all too btw



5 weeks from now bitches, im gunna get drunk legally in americaaaaaaaaaaaa

too bad im trashed now
... ans such


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