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Offline THX
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« on: November 13, 2006, 07:08:07 PM »
Went to Ft. Lauderdale for 5 days to help my uncle tear down his house and had a blast.  One thing I always regretted was I had never been to a club before, all throughout college.  I was always the one saying how many douchebags go there and it wasn\'t for me.  Little did I know I had an ace up my sleeve; Filipinos can fukking dance.

Bro & I went to the Hard Rock Casino and visited the strip there.  3 Coronas & 2 vodka/redbulls later I found myself grinding with some hot azz 38 year old blonde woman.  Like really hot.  My bro was with her friend the brunette who looked like Terri Hatcher.  This was my first time at a club, much less my first time being tipsy.

There was also 2 jailbaits who actually came over to me and started slutting out.  And then the 3 columbians.  My bro was with Hatcher the whole time.. he has a thing for milfs.

So yea, I\'m now a total douchebag & club convert.  I recommend all those hesitant about going to try it out, especially in Florida.  There are a lot of gay clubs down there.
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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2006, 04:50:24 AM »
Wait, so you had 3 coronas and 2 redbull and vodkas and you were.....drunk?
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2006, 05:07:50 AM »
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Wait, so you had 3 coronas and 2 redbull and vodkas and you were.....drunk?


We\'re hobbit size people so a small amount of alcohol will get us drunk. Hell.....rubbing alcohol on my skin will make me sexually vulnerable.
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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2006, 07:47:22 AM »
well i drove home if that gives me any cojones.

how many beers do u have before u get drunk titan?
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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2006, 08:11:33 AM »
5 drinks should give most average people a good buzz. Particularly if you\'re not a drinker.
 
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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2006, 09:59:21 AM »
What a fatty. He\'s never seen his pisser in a long while, I bet.
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2006, 10:56:26 AM »
Titan thinks he\'s hot shit. :laughing:

Personally sometimes one drink is enough for me to feel it, other times I need like 8 beers to make an impact. Depends of lots of things.
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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2006, 11:37:07 AM »
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Titan thinks he\'s hot shit. :laughing:


That\'s what you told me last night :confused:
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2006, 11:41:08 AM »
damn..should have said something before the trip. I live about 20 minutes(minus traffic) from Ft. Liquordale.

And yes..FL clubs..particularly So.FL clubs, its pretty easy to get you some if you really want it.
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2006, 11:44:58 AM »
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well i drove home if that gives me any cojones.

how many beers do u have before u get drunk titan?

Quite the opposite really.

Being a \'lightweight\' is nothing to be ashamed of, makes nights out a lot cheaper, frankly.

Driving drunk, or even borderline is just dumb.
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Ahhh, you tube.  That\'s only the tip of the iceberg, don\'t drive drunk, everyone thinks they can handle it.

Use THIS BAC calculator to find out both what your limit is, and the laws in your state.  Remember, if you\'re borderline, just take a cab.
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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2006, 11:53:10 AM »
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how many beers do u have before u get drunk titan?


buzzed? about 4. drunk? like really really drunk? i usually lose count. i\'m not that big so it doesn\'t take too much. I play drinking games so I never really keep track. Plus I usually take shots and stuff beforehand.

I was just busting your balls. If you did that quickly then yeah I know what you mean.
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2006, 01:30:55 PM »
well again, i said tipsy in the original post, not drunk :)
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2006, 02:32:06 PM »
try telling that to the officer who pulls you over next time
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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2006, 02:37:30 PM »
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well again, i said tipsy in the original post, not drunk :)

Touche :) But this was your first time being tipsy?
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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2006, 05:14:31 PM »
yes.  haha and no i didn\'t drive drunk. i\'m too smert for thast
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