What a whacko! This wanker has a one track mind. Aussie people are foonay.

[GmanJoe]

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/06/20/1182019174853.html?from=top5

[SIZE="5"]Stab victim \'continued masturbating\'[/SIZE]
A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

Brisbane\'s District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson\'s unit at Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower.

Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson\'s bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.

He returned to the bathroom for more and was busted by Wilson, who was attempting to bath her three-and-a-half year-old daughter.

The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder.

Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

Police took him to hospital where he received treatment for the minor stab wounds.

Wilson pleaded guilty to one count each of unlawful wounding and wilful damage.

Her defence barrister, Mark Johnson, said Wilson regarded Mr Blair as a "tolerably decent person" when he was not using drugs, but had become "extremely protective" of her daughter under the circumstances.

"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, " Mr Johnson said.

"She just lost it, to put it crudely."

Senior Judge Gilbert Trafford Walker accepted the Crown\'s submission that Wilson had been subjected to "grossly offensive conduct ... which in a moral sense amounts to extreme provocation."

He sentenced her to nine months\' jail but ordered that she be immediately released on parole.

[CHIZZY]

being stabbed only makes me jerk it harder...

[Kurt Angle]

Maybe the pain turned him on even more. Although when you get the urge a wank is a wank I guess.

[Titan]

Poor bobbo

I\'m gonna have to guess he was high on crystal meth. That stuff is like viagra if your horny.

[Titan]

I\'m gonna have to guess he was high on crystal meth. That stuff is like viagra if your horny.

Experiences?

about 2 or 3 years ago when I was a lot more stupid yes (however my level of stupidity for today can still be debated..)

I just chalk it up to a one time only life experience.

stick with the organics!

[CHIZZY]

never did that stuff. I know coke makes you like that
...a little

I don\'t masturbate.
I don\'t know why you would.
It\'s gross!

i went 41 days without doing it.  it wasn\'t worth it, u actually lose ur mojo for a couple weeks.. but it\'s back to normal with a 2-wank per day minimum.  any more info u\'d like to know PM me

[Titan]

I don\'t masturbate.
I don\'t know why you would.
It\'s gross!

Because its fun. What\'s even more fun is jerking off, then having sex, then jerking off again. I did that today

[Titan]

never did that stuff. I know coke makes you like that
...a little

I wouldn\'t touch hard stuff either. However, I have experimented with other drugs, all of which were highly addictive but did nothing for me. Only one I ever stuck with was pot. Its organic, safe and its a great high. Though since I\'ve been home, I barely do it for a few reasons. 1) my mom snooped thorugh my drawers and found my pipe and 2) the stuff I have is really crappy and 3) my buddy got caught by the cops. Though my second smoking buddy is a really cute chick that is just pure awesome. I did it a lot at school until I pretty much got jaded of it and stopped but I still do it from time to time with friends and shit. Drinking and smoking are bad, IMO but only in the hands of people who act like morons and don\'t use them responsibly. My former roommate at school only spent his life smoking pot and he\'s pretty much dropping otu of school because of it. He would blow like 200 bucks+ a week on weed. He didn\'t even know the meaning of the word responsible. I spent maybe 20 a week tops and that was when I had money. Responsibility is the key. Now its time for me to get off my soap box

[clips]

the only thing i\'ve ever done was smoke some trees....and i don\'t even do that anymore...i really didn\'t like the way it made me feel, and my eyes were always red....not a good look...and i was never curious about coke so there goes that...i only stick to drinking...and i only do that if i\'m at the club,*tequila and corona*:fro: or if somebody i know is havin\' a party or a little get together at their crib. i\'ve never been one of those cats that comes home from work and would just pull a beer out of the fridge for the hell of it...

I only smoke marijuana when i\'m looking to change my sobriety. In leu of sounding like an idiot teenager bragging about past drug experiences I won\'t go into what i\'ve tried in the past. Long story short I had problems with hard chemical based drugs a few years ago and had to get it under control and out of my system.  I always feel silly talking about drug use over the net. But I don\'t mind talking about ganja because well...in Canada it is just not that big of a deal. I smoke weed because I hate alcohol, yes I know i\'m a bitch. Your girlfriends / wives could drink me under the table.

So on the weekend when i\'m hanging out with some friends, I will nurse one beer for the entire night and hit the pipe while everyone around me gets plastered.

Same on my days off if i\'m just chillaxin at home, as it has been stated earlier you just have to be responsible with it. I see people who get high and go to school the same way I see people who get drunk and go to work. When I was a teenager I use to smoke it with my friends like it was going out of style. These days I only do it at appropriate times.

:jacked:

There is never an "appropiate time" to smoke weed!
It\'s illegal!!~!111!~!!