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Offline fastson
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The game that will make you jizz. (Confirmed)
« on: October 27, 2007, 02:00:33 AM »
Un-fucking-charted: Drakes Fortune

Here is a 15-minute long pure gameplay video, it has some Swiss dude talking at the beginning and at the end of the movie, between that its 10+ minutes of unaltered man sex.

http://video.2play.ch/previews/2007/uncharted_preview.wmv (right-click save as)
Warning: Will spoil many of the puzzles you do in the beginning of the game.

Here is another pretty cool looking video of the vehicle chase.

http://www.gamevideos.com:80/video/id/15689

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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2007, 02:52:20 AM »
Indeed, when it comes to animation blending, secondary animation and fluidity of gameplay, Uncharted already blows MGS4 and Assassin\'s Creed and Gears of War out of the water.

Too bad the main Drake character looks really generic :(

If I had a PS3, I\'d certainly get this game though
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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2007, 03:12:15 AM »
Quote from: Knotter8


Too bad the main Drake character looks really generic :(


You know, its not often we have these regular Joe dudes in games, so I\'d say hes anything but generic.. Generic would be bald, bad ass, steroid eating space marine or emo japanese dude. :)

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If I had a PS3, I\'d certainly get this game though


Get the 40GB already! :fighting:
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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2007, 08:37:54 PM »
Oh my Jesus Christ! That looks unbelievably impressive!!

It looks better than anything I ve seen so far.

Anything.

If I didnt know Uncharted was a game I would have thought this is a CGI movie


How did they do that! :

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« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2007, 10:14:43 PM »
I didn\'t jizz Fasty, so I need you to come to my house and fulfil your promise!
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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2007, 11:57:03 PM »
looks amazing.

I was even more impressed with the sound. no music and awesome sounding guns..immerses you really well
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« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2007, 12:24:25 AM »
Thanks Fasty ! Watched the movie, it\'s cool ! Very nice gameplay, animations and everything is really well done ! I\'ll get this one for sure !
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2007, 07:07:52 AM »
Naughty Dog Interview !

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PALGN: Can you tell us why Uncharted is only possible on the PlayStation 3?


EW: There are a few things. Primarily the whole experience is enabled by the use of the hard drive. If we did not have the hard drive then we could not present the game in the seamless load free way that we are. After you start until you turn the console off and go eat your lunch and come back there is not going to be another load time and you can play the game from start to finish. That was really key to us something that we established with Jak and Daxter and it keeps you immersed in the experience. As soon as you hit those load screens, as soon as you have to take that break, you may put the controller down, you may do something else we really just want to engross you in this experience. So, the hard drive really helped with that. The other thing that we\'ve got going for us is the Blu Ray. We filled that thing up to 24 plus gigs, it was right at the end where we were literally running out of place where we were having to start pulling some stuff out, we ended up fortunately finding this unused cache of audio lines we were able to pull out to save some space so we could get everything in that we wanted to get in. I\'m not going to stand here and say it would have been impossible to do on DVD but it would have been a different game, it really would have. It could have looked worse, we would have had to make concessions in terms of our compression. We would have had to spend a lot more developer resources focusing on how to get it on the disk when we could have been creating the game, making it more fun, making it more beautiful. So I\'m really happy just to have that. We\'re still on single layer and this is our first game out of the gates. So I highly suspect that on our future games we\'ll even go to a double layer and we\'re going to even start putting more than 24-25 gigs into a single game.

The other important thing for us was the use of the Cell processor and how it enabled our animation system to work. Everybody who is working on the PlayStation 3 or the Xbox 360 gets this increase in the number of polygons they can use, they get an increase in the fact that now we\'ve got these really cool pixel shaders and we can do these really cool materials like water and leather and put bark on trees. So you\'re going to get an immediate upgrade for free and you just get it with the hardware. But, what\'s not going to come for free is your animation and you\'re animation if you\'ve got these really detailed environments it\'s not going to mesh. We wanted to put a lot of our engineering effort into making sure that we had an animation system that would allow, what I think are some of the most talented animators in the industry to really create and have their vision come through and be supported by the technology.

Basically, in Jak I we had somewhere in the vicinity of 300-350 animations for Jak and everyone was really happy with the fluidity of his movement and the response. In Uncharted, Drake has got more than 3500 animations and the difference is we\'re now taking the cell processor and we\'re taking say two dozen of those animations, like we\'ve got his running animations, flinching animations, reloading animations, rolling animations, just dozens of animations all at once being layered on top of each other and then the cell processor recreates on the fly the single frame of animation that you need to be able to play the game at that moment and the fact we can just dump more and more work on that processor and its SPUs just means we can free up our CPU to do more general purpose tasks.


http://palgn.com.au/article.php?id=9225&rss=1&title=Naughty+Dog+Interview+Part+One

Really a nice reading ! ;)

Happy Halloween from Naughty Dog! New Uncharted trailer !
http://blog.us.playstation.com/2007/10/31/happy-halloween-from-naughty-dog-new-uncharted-trailer/
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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2007, 08:48:56 AM »
Aside from Crysis, this new trailer looks superb.

Also available at Gametrailers : http://www.gametrailers.com/player/27290.html?type=mov
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2007, 08:52:40 AM »
Reminds me a bit of Shadow of the Colossus and the hero\'s wall climbing skills.
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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2007, 08:57:08 AM »
Not that I really had any doubt, but this game looks absolutely stellar.
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2007, 01:02:02 PM »
played through the dev demo I got at work a while back, the animation is really superb really get\'s you immersed in the game. There were a few graphical glitches but it was an early build. One of the games I\'m really looking forward to.
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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2007, 05:51:00 PM »
not that this game looks bad, but MGS4 looks miles better to me

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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2007, 06:11:04 PM »
Looks like Tomb Raider, with a dude.
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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2007, 06:23:55 PM »
if tomb raider looks this good and it seems to play this good, i think the franchise of that game has finally goes leaps and bounds in term of graphic, gameplay, and animation too.

 

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