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Offline w1ngman
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Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #45 on: September 22, 2001, 05:41:22 PM »
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Dang, man!  I found your girlfriend\'s "G" spot within 1 minute...  :eek:

Hmmm, if we call this a joke, is it offensive??? :D


Hey Sublimesjg...I saw your pic with your chick over on the "photos" thread....  real cutie...  

Sorry guys, but I\'d stuck my tongue in some other girl\'s twat.  Musta been a mix up at the same party or something.
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Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #46 on: September 22, 2001, 07:00:28 PM »
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Sorry guys, but I\'d stuck my tongue in some other girl\'s twat.


man, twat is such a nasty word to me. and i swear like a mother fu*ker

but for some reason, that word seems so dirty to me.

maybe im just a moron. wait.....yeah thats it.....nevermind
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Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #47 on: September 22, 2001, 07:08:55 PM »
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That one is so damn old it\'s not even funny.

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Do they make jokes that don\'t offend?
« Reply #48 on: September 23, 2001, 12:06:11 AM »
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Hey Sublimesjg...I saw your pic with your chick over on the "photos" thread....  real cutie...  

Sorry guys, but I\'d stuck my tongue in some other girl\'s twat.  Musta been a mix up at the same party or something.


lol yea you thought you were funny huh

yea that pic is not all that great as i doesnt even really look like me or her - but once i get some better pics i will scan em and show you guys

and i would like to say i was not offended by his joke - see it is possible :p


EDIT: ok here is one i just found

q: why do ladies have legs?
a: so they don\'t leave snail tracks

yay yay i know its sick but funny - sorry its 4:30 am here and i am about dead from today
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